A Multi Part Series About Hollywood’s Production Of Movies That Deceive Simps.  

 

JDAnderson
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27/10/2018 6:03 pm  

I will be visiting mostly mainstream movies that, if this were real life, things would be going a different way. Yet these are considered “love stories”.

The first movie that will be dissected is the classic 1990 film Pretty Woman.

This wonderful classic stars America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. Gere (pre gerbil incident) plays a man who is very independently wealthy, and has all women of all socioeconomic classes clamoring to be with him.  Yet one night he is driving down Sunset Blvd and decides to pick up a common street walker.  Now mind you, this is 1990 at the hieght of the AIDS epidemic, yet instead of hiring a high end escort, in which he can afford, he decided to pick up a common ho.

Now Roberts is not just a run of the mill night walker, she has a heart of gold. So Gere picks her up, takes her to his penthouse, and feeds her like he just picked up a stray dog off the side of a highway. They then consummate their business deal that night.  Gere then wakes up the next morning and she’s still there! Hence failing at the one thing Roberts was supposed to do, which is leave!

As she’s taking a bubble bath in his tub, probably to wash off all the cum she had collect prior to getting with him, she adorably sings a Prince song.  This is when Gere has a great idea! He can pay her to be his fake girlfriend for awhile as he attends work parties and business lunches. So he gives A COMMON SLUT his credit card to buy some nice things for herself, seeing she only owned one pair of a cum soaked tube top and thigh high boots. The movies only shows Roberts trying to buy classy dresses and jewelry, but conveniently leaves out her going to a random doctor to get large doses of antibiotics, penicillin, and various high levels of opioids.

She then shows up to a dinner, stunning Gere and his clients with her beauty, because as Hollywood has told us, anyone can pick up a street whore, dress her up, and she’s instantly a 10, not to mention disease free?

That evening, Gere and Roberts are lying in bed talking, which is what most men do when they have a hoe in their bed. And here’s where the movie takes a turn. Roberts informs Gere that she has standards! Wait for it...... She doesn’t kiss on the mouth! Now sure, she will suck a guys dick in a back alley or let him do a dirty sanchez on her. But she will not kiss on the mouth!

The movie goes on and on and on, then they fall in love, and she kisses him on the mouth! Probably accidentally giving him herpes among other things.

At the end of the movie, he rides up in his white limo (white horse) with a bunch of flowers to rescue her from her hoe life! End of movie.

Even the soundtrack sucks,

There you go gentlemen, the first installment.

Enjoy! Or don’t, I don’t give a shit.


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Gringo Star
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27/10/2018 6:56 pm  

Brilliant post, that was damn near funny enough to make me want to watch Pretty Woman, well done.

I'm dying over here laughing at: the gerbil incident; not just a run of the mill night walker, she has a heart of gold and last but not least cum soaked tube top and thigh high boots. (bold text is quoted from OP)

You should post this as a review over on Reddit or IMDB and ruffle some feathers, then post the best comments.

Please do the Hunger Games next, if you can make it through, I couldn't. Back when the IMDB had forums it got eviscerated for it's poor grasp of physics, I think it was threads like those that made them close the boards there actually.


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27/10/2018 7:10 pm  

Your basic premise is a little off.  The target audience for that movie was and still is women, not male simps.  Your analysis of the movie is correct though.  Movies like Pretty Woman are essentially emotional porn for women.  Think about it like this.  The movie essentially says that a woman's vagina and companionship are both extremely valuable by merely existing.  All a woman has to do is show up and provide her companionship and/or vagina and is thereby ENTITLED to special treatment.  In the case of the movie we're talking money and status.  All a woman has to do really is show up.  Where have you heard this before?


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27/10/2018 7:11 pm  

I always thought that flick was just a dirtier version of My Fair Lady.


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27/10/2018 7:16 pm  
Posted by: The Evil Genius

I always thought that flick was just a dirtier version of My Fair Lady.

It's a tale as old as time.  A woman's worth is gauged by her companionship and ability to screw and those things are underappreciated.  Finally a wealthy and/or high status man gives her what she so rightfully deserves because she simply sleeps with him.  In the end the movie reinforces the same traditional gender roles that feminists have been fighting to eradicate.


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27/10/2018 7:32 pm  

or... how to Tuna a Hoe into a housewife...

 

can't neglect those 50 shades also... billionaire bad boy 

 

and the french connection Macron marrying a pedo teacher 24 year older- hang on thats real!


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27/10/2018 8:43 pm  
Posted by: Gringo Star

Brilliant post, that was damn near funny enough to make me want to watch Pretty Woman, well done.

I'm dying over here laughing at: the gerbil incident; not just a run of the mill night walker, she has a heart of gold and last but not least cum soaked tube top and thigh high boots. (bold text is quoted from OP)

You should post this as a review over on Reddit or IMDB and ruffle some feathers, then post the best comments.

Please do the Hunger Games next, if you can make it through, I couldn't. Back when the IMDB had forums it got eviscerated for it's poor grasp of physics, I think it was threads like those that made them close the boards there actually.

I have a few more movies in the hopper. The hunger games I have not seen, but I might watch it when I get done with the movies I have in the bullpen. 


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27/10/2018 9:23 pm  
Posted by: Travis3000

Your basic premise is a little off.  The target audience for that movie was and still is women, not male simps.  Your analysis of the movie is correct though.  Movies like Pretty Woman are essentially emotional porn for women.  Think about it like this.  The movie essentially says that a woman's vagina and companionship are both extremely valuable by merely existing.  All a woman has to do is show up and provide her companionship and/or vagina and is thereby ENTITLED to special treatment.  In the case of the movie we're talking money and status.  All a woman has to do really is show up.  Where have you heard this before?

Your post reminds me of the premise of another movie called Don Jon. It's about a guy who has a fixation on porn, his girl catches him watching it and cuts him off, then he simps out and stops watching it for her.

The part that your post made me think of was the way the character in the movie was dragged to romantic comedies, which you are right are the equivalent of porn for women, in that it depicts a fantasy. Similar to the fantasy of women in porn, no one can live up to that ideal. The worst part is men are expected to sit through that dreck which inaccurately depicts men, while being condemned for looking at porn which inaccurately depicts women (and men for that matter).

Pussy does not belong on a pedestal anymore than men do. The point being idealizing things is setting oneself up for disappointment inevitably.

 

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I have a few more movies in the hopper. The hunger games I have not seen, but I might watch it when I get done with the movies I have in the bullpen. 

There is no need to watch the hunger games, any movie that use the convention of small women taking on men twice their size without that being a significant factor.


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16/12/2018 2:55 am  

Excellent. This is nothing short of propaganda. Women spend their only value constantly, and hope that one day it brings someone who will pay all of their bills and provide all of their dreams. It will never be good enough. The less known sequel, Not as Pretty Old Woman. 

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)


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16/12/2018 3:36 pm  

Epic Mr Anderson!

You could spend the rest of your life deconstructing the thinly veiled propaganda and deliberate misinformation sold as Mainstream Media Art & Entertainment these past 50 years.

What gets me is that the producers of this garbage actually make us pay money to be indoctrinated by their Lies!


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16/12/2018 3:51 pm  

Black pilled has a couple of videos analysing the symbolism and propaganda in 90s films on his channel.

Way of the world has a video on his channel which  analyses the thinly veiled & amateurish propaganda in an HSBC TV advert (commercial).

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16/12/2018 6:49 pm  

Finally an intelligent post from Mr. Anderson. Very well written and I do look forward to more of these!


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16/12/2018 7:43 pm  

Finally an intelligent post from Mr. Anderson

And when can we expect one from you young man?

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16/12/2018 10:03 pm  

EG nailed it.


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