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may72020
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12/01/2019 4:04 pm  

I woke up this morning, yawned and stretched, and then could not stop laughing.

Somewhere 700 miles from here some man was waking up next to my ex wife thinking how lucky he is to have found his unicorn...a mid 40s computer engineer manager cunt with kids, a bunch of dogs a couple cars, some hidden debt, little retirement savings and upcoming college debts for my children. He worked all week and now on the weekend gets to have breakfast with another man's kids...feeding them, living in the house that he may be helping pay for, buying the other man's kids clothing, books, computers and taking them out to dinners in a small rural town with a big stupid smile on his face. 6 months after marriage, he probably hasn't woken up to find a screaming harpy sitting on his chest punching his face nor has he woken in the middle of the night taking away steak knives away from a sleepwalking cunt.

He may have a spare moment  sit on the nice leather couch my parents bought for us as an anniversary present, put his feet on the coffee table I bought and refinished that my kids and I used to build lego sets or had little tea parties on. Sometimes my kids sat on the table and I would tie their shoes and then we would go out for a bike ride together. He may have a couple minutes to himself to sit and read the newspaper or flick through the channels on the TV before he is guilted into action. I believe this is a good man, willing to do whatever for anyone. He has put time, money and effort into the relationship with the pumpkin and my kids. This will make the inevitable betrayal the more painful. The second divorce may kill this man.

I woke up laughing my ass off, having escaped a woman who wants me dead, so I can not tell the kids or this new man in her house how evil this cunt really is. Someday I will be able to tell my kids what has happened to me. She wants me dead so our children can collect on my court ordered life insurance policy, to help offset the college debts. She wants me dead so I could never warn off her several suitors...I kept my distance and my silence to avoid further court visits, and I need these men to pay for my kids as a lesson to these men not to date single mothers.

Today, I will do the things I want to do, or not do. Somewhere 700 miles away, there is a man who is getting his orders for the day, and God help him if he does not do the things in the "right" order done the "right " way. 6 months may still be the honeymoon phase. In another 18 months, this man will chew off his own leg to get out off the trap he is in.

I can not thank all the MGTOW brothers I have encountered since July of 2016 for showing me how women implode at some point...this set me free from depression and self doubt. Freeing me from guilt and fault in my wrecked marriage saved my life. From July 2009 to July 2016 I was a lifeless corpse walking from day to day, reliving  and examining where I went wrong for hours, punishing myself for sins I did not commit. Seven years is a long time beating myself up, living only for the every other weekend visits from my kids...the bright spot in my life.

I can't thank my dozens of brothers for helping me through red pill rage and showing me how to live for myself. I have visited many of you in person, and each one of you has helped me tremendously while at the same time, I hope I have helped you. Every where I go, I talk to men who live day to day walking on egg shells stuck with a pumpkin that has begun to rot from the inside. I see men at the mall, trudging behind their woman carrying shopping bags, blank look on their face, shoulders rounded, stumble steps from store to store begging for release. I see men driving minivans and SUVs they didn't want, putting up with bitchy women and demanding kids, watching me out with my topless Asian girlfriend having a far better time with an empty right seat. Those men are dying inside. I was one of those men. I was dying inside.

I hope you men enjoy your day today. I hope you laugh a little today, laugh with me guys,  you are not the man waking up next to my ex pumpkin.

For the one man who did wake up with my ex, I wish you well, long life my friend and good luck. You have a hell of a prize there. Congratulations on finding your unicorn.

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Hitman
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12/01/2019 4:09 pm  

i love that !

good on you brother for looking at it in the best way possible.

you know I'm laughing right along with you... by MYSELF and not knowing how i put up with crazy for as long as i did.

thank GOD it's over .

a new day has begun !

 

men, we are on our own. the best you can hope for is good company along the way. the good company is here.


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may72020
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12/01/2019 4:50 pm  

Damn straight Hitman

Im sitting in a good place, on my new couch watching the snow fall, and I don't care about anything right now. I picked up a couple computer books and I'm going to edit some scripts for work to make my job easier this afternoon, just chilling out drinking tea.  lol I had pumpkin pie for breakfast. 


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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12/01/2019 5:14 pm  

Taking care of another man's children? Same as sucking his dick!

Blow the proverbial load in his mouth, May, I would! 

Think about it, May? Every morning he's in a round'about way sucking your dick! 

Blow your load and don't ever say thank-you! Cumrags should never get our respect!  


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may72020
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12/01/2019 5:17 pm  

i hadnot thouight about the su=ituation quite that way ho fuk i canttype lafing rtto hard oh shit i need o2

 

im just happy keeping cash in my wallet and knives outa my ribs

 

omg tower u suck shit i hurt

 


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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12/01/2019 5:32 pm  
Posted by: may72020

i hadnot thouight about the su=ituation quite that way ho fuk i canttype lafing rtto hard oh shit i need o2

 

im just happy keeping cash in my wallet and knives outa my ribs

 

omg tower u suck shit i hurt

 

In this world, if you don't break a couple of ribs laughing, you're looking at everything the wrong way!  


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Don Keyknob
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12/01/2019 6:20 pm  

Congrats May...not only on your current peace and quiet but also on your current peace of mind.

You know full well that had things turned out differently, you may still have been living that life. Maybe even thankful for it. You've now seen the other side of the coin. You've seen the lie that you were always told for what it is - and for what it always has been. A big fat dirty lie.

It's nice that you pay credit to your MGTOW brothers. It doesn't matter how you got to your new destination....only that you did. Like-minded men and sites like this are invaluable during a man's state of confusion and lack of understanding. It could be just one person's story that resonates - or everybody's story as a collective. It could be a simple meme or even one solitary phrase that you read that puts all things into perspective.

We all come from different places geographically. We all come from different places in our journey towards going our own way. Our stories differ. Some stories beggar disbelief, some less so. Access to means of help and assistance are vitally important. What improves these sites immeasurably are the success stories. The visual fact that no matter what has happened to you, there is always....always light at the end of the tunnel. A better life awaits you.

As you get nearer and nearer to the end date in your avatar, I for one and glad that you are able to not only recognise where it was that you came from, not only recognise where you are now....but also manage to laugh in the face of it.

The phrase 'he who laughs last, laughs longest' has never been so perfectly apt.

Good for you May lad. Good for you. 

  

 


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12/01/2019 7:30 pm  

Humor is an indicator of high intelligence and wisdom. Which is probably why women are not funny--ever. 

Good for you man! INHALE that freedom! 


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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12/01/2019 7:38 pm  
Posted by: The Evil Genius

Humor is an indicator of high intelligence and wisdom. Which is probably why women are not funny--ever. 

Good for you man! INHALE that freedom! 

Inhale freedom and take a hit off this delicious cheese candy I'm smoking and nothing can go wrong! 

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Gargamel
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12/01/2019 11:00 pm  

Epic post!

May, you have a way of telling these stories with such detail and vivid truth put into them that I see a movie in HD and color when I read it.

I think the same about the cunts I had to show the door... Or my sister and her cucked "pay-money"... Or simply all "friends" I lost after they got engaged with some kind of female.

I feel sorry for them in one side of my heart but I am awfully glad to have escaped all of this shit vortex.

Having had a rotten yelling and slapping cunt ruled childhood was good for one thing after all.

Learning to stand up to them and never take any more shit from women. Not a tiny bit.

The difference between us is the point in the time of our lives when the borderline cunt hit us. I had my suffering between the ages of 0 to 23 and your little encounter began as an adult, but lasted almost as long.

Same outcome: We both have recovered and now look back on that phase with majestic pride and analytical closure.

And we both statistically leave two lonely old cat ladies behind. 

Your cunt will age like my sister already did: Miserable and full of bad thoughts. Something to stay away from for good.

Keep wearing that black ring!

Forever Uncunted - If it has a vagina, it has to go!


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Gargamel
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12/01/2019 11:04 pm  

This was supposed to go to the Kitty Thread but now I see your ex-wife angel imagining herself going to heaven. Little does she know that hell waits for her...

(I know I should have selected a woman+dog pic... Women with dogs are an even worse breed than the ones with cats. They need a living creature to boss around, hence they get dogs - or horses, like my sister)

 

Forever Uncunted - If it has a vagina, it has to go!


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Travis3000
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13/01/2019 12:17 am  

On the one hand I hate to see even a decent man get hit by on coming traffic.  On the other hand I don't feel sorry for that guy.  He was married and divorced once.  It looks like he didn't learn his lesson the first time.  In that regard he's going to get what he signed up for, and much more.  He'll be singing a much different tune at some point in the relatively near future.

As one gets older the consequences for bad decisions become more and more severe.  The aforementioned man will have his very existence challenged, undermined, and torn apart like cheap packaging material.  If there is a God I hope some sort of grace is afforded this guy, but that's asking for a miracle.   


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Old Buck
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13/01/2019 3:51 am  

Keep up the game plan, May.  You are almost to the end.  I wish only good things for your wife, until your commitment is finally over.  Then my opinion would change.  Leave a sleeping cougar alone...

Let's hope the fireworks are over for good and it's smooth sailing to port.

Then you can spend your money on real investments, like seeing David perform!

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Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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13/01/2019 12:12 pm  

A man going to sleep not knowing if he will survive the night or be murdered in his sleep - day in and day out.

 

Wake up laughing, May!

 

The nightmare is not your reality, anymore, and you have plenty of reason to be proud and triumphant.

Not many men can make this - and live on and enjoy life all over again. This is so good! Priceless.

 

 

P.S.:  Today, it dawned on me, that your topless Asian girlfriend actually is a motor-car. An automobile 🚗 so to say. Well, that explains a lot to me, like how she could get away all the time wearing no shirt or bra in the US of A.


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13/01/2019 3:52 pm  

I'm really happy that you are laughing, you deserve it! To the fat cop with bad knees enjoy putting up with my teenage daughter 2/3 of the time as she is now in the most "difficult" years to deal with. I hope you think my 40 something year old divorced single mommy ex wife is worth it!!! Ha ha ha ha.. ps, she makes just above minimum wage and is doing nothing to improve her situation in life, do you not see the red flags?? You are her wallet target, hope you got to keep your pension from your first divorce dumbass cause you gonna need it.


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may72020
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13/01/2019 6:57 pm  

I celebrate our freedom everyday. Old School we will celebrate when you are set free too. 


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Uly The Cunning
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13/01/2019 7:31 pm  

Such a wonderful feeling it is, May. I have yet to find a reason to give up everything I have for a woman who earned nothing in her life, simply because she has a vagina. Women are the wrecking balls to a man's life, and avoiding that means you can construct a wonderful life! Absolutely brilliant!

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
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14/01/2019 11:31 am  

As a bit of an aside. I still can't fathom. How a man can happily sleep next to a woman. Who kicked a relatively decent man out of her life. 

Some white knights are pure dogshit people too. This guy listens to this harpy. Who must have spent countless hours. Talking pure small time trash about you. 

Really, what could this woman deride you for? Sometimes you paid the electricity bill late. You forgot that Tuesday is recycling day. One time you got really angry. After being shit on at work all day.

That guy has zero self awareness. He deserves whatever bullshit she puts him through. He must inherently believe, his shit smells better than yours.

Even while I was still under blue pill haze. If a twat was unreasonably crying about her dude. I immediately checked her off my potential romance list.

Anecdotally, when I was an office drone. A few of the secretaries were potentially interested in me. The one I was most attracted to. Who was also attracted to me. 

At some point, she started complaining about her dudes snoring. She also was harping about how he needs corrective surgery to fix it. 

At that point, I tactfully offed her from my romance list. I knew if she was that petty. I wouldn't stand a chance dealing with her. 

It was a contract job. So I wasn't particularly worried about leaving it. In order to avoid office romance bs. Maybe 6 months later she left the company. 

Your story May, just confirmed what a huge bullet I dodged. I only dodged it, by not being purely driven by my dick. Some fuckers really do deserve their life.


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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14/01/2019 12:09 pm  
Posted by: Uly The Cunning

Such a wonderful feeling it is, May. I have yet to find a reason to give up everything I have for a woman who earned nothing in her life, simply because she has a vagina. Women are the wrecking balls to a man's life, and avoiding that means you can construct a wonderful life! Absolutely brilliant!

Women, alcohol, and drugs, all equally destructive to men. It's just a matter of "pick your poison". 

I wake every day to problems and difficulties that ^^^otherwise^^^ I could not handle. 

Life is tranquil, manageable, poison free, and staying this way until this world passes.

I am truly blessed... 


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14/01/2019 11:40 pm  

 

Posted by: MG-ɹǝʍo┴

Women, alcohol, and drugs, all equally destructive to men. It's just a matter of "pick your poison". 

This is absolutely true Tower.  ANYTHING in excess can kill you, even water.  Women are very much like crack.  Once you get a taste you gotta have more no matter what...

I have been off that sauce for years.  I gave up the narcissism and hostility, the anxiety, and stress.  I make enough mistakes myself, I don't need others helping me down anymore.  What has life been like since then?

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Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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