Self defense tips for the independent man.  

 

JDAnderson
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04/03/2019 3:06 am  


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Uly The Cunning
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04/03/2019 6:33 am  

That was funny as hell! This guy is ready to lead a self-defense class. 

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)


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04/03/2019 7:14 am  

Fights in a kitchen are serious as shit. you never know when it's go time. 


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04/03/2019 11:24 am  
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Fights in a kitchen are serious as shit. you never know when it's go time. 

Not when you're single, or if you're married and have rubber knives and utensils! I've NEVER had a fight in my home! No, not one! And I'm keeping it this way! Let some other poor bastard suffer domestic violence! 


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GregBO
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04/03/2019 11:31 am  

Thanks JD for this fine demonstration of SPATFU, this guy is the next big MMA star. I knew that he was BAD TO THE BONE as he was wearing black.  🙂  Just like the old western movies, Bad Guys Wear Black!

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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Old Buck
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10/03/2019 2:59 pm  

You know you are in a bad relationship when the only kitchen utensils you keep are disposable forks and rubber spatulas.

Last girlfriend wouldn't leave until I baked her cookies!

Fire Dance Kitchen GIF - FireDance Kitchen OnFire ...

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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The Evil Genius
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10/03/2019 5:39 pm  

I'm reminded of a really crappy movie called "Funny Games" in which a family is held hostage in their own home by a couple of homos one of whom is armed with a golf club---and the family NEVER figures out any sort of defense or weaponry to use against these two---rather they spend their time taking a blow dryer to a wet cell phone so they can try and call the police. Nope nothing useful as a weapon here in the Kitchen---and the tool shed? Nope nothing out there either---even their DOG somehow managed to fall victim to the mighty golf club! OH and did I mention they were rich? But only had the one phone, no house alarm even though it was a vacation home and thus unoccupied for most of the year and their brand new SUV somehow didn't have an alarm either. 

Totally idiotic movie. 


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Old Buck
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10/03/2019 6:52 pm  

I remembered this self defense tip...

hoof her right in the front butt - Imgur

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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