Arkansas law firm offers free divorce on Valentine's Day  

 

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15/02/2019 4:08 pm  

Another form of lottery and has the potential to be priceless for the lucky winner!

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Feb. 13 (UPI) -- An Arkansas law firm is holding a Valentine's Day contest with a valuable prize -- a free divorce.

Wilson & Haubert, PLLC in North Little Rock said via Facebook that visitors to the firm's website can enter a contest to win a free divorce -- a $985 value.

"In honor of Valentine's Day, we are giving one lucky winner A FREE DIVORCE! Are you ready to call it quits? Do you know someone that is? Here's how to enter our Valentine's Day Divorce giveaway," the Facebook post says.

The firm said those seeking a free divorce -- or applying on behalf of a friend or family member -- must fill out a submission form on Wilson & Haubert's website and explain why they think they deserve a free divorce.

Brian Haubert said the firm has already received more than 40 submissions.

"People see the post and get a laugh," Haubert told WIS-TV. "And whoever wins the special gets to laugh, too, because they get what they want."

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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15/02/2019 4:36 pm  

Free? They mean half your shit, your kids, and your pay go bye bye ! 

I got my 100% free divorce by never getting married! 


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15/02/2019 5:19 pm  

Tower, you hit the nail on the head.  They are looking at the business end only and I'm sure that the contract has them getting a cut of any settlemen awarded to the man.

 

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round; the wheels on the buss go round and round, all the day long.  

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

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15/02/2019 6:16 pm  
Posted by: GregBO

Tower, you hit the nail on the head.  They are looking at the business end only and I'm sure that the contract has them getting a cut of any settlemen awarded to the man.

 

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round; the wheels on the buss go round and round, all the day long.  

Not in this neck of the woods! 

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15/02/2019 7:32 pm  

In my neck of the woods the silliness that flows down from the top never ends and never proves to have any value or worth.

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15/02/2019 7:39 pm  
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In my neck of the woods the silliness that flows down from the top never ends and never proves to have any value or worth.

You need a CEASE AND DESIST to shove in their pipe and make them smoke it! 


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15/02/2019 9:23 pm  

In order to be in need of a divorce I would have had to find a woman worth marrying first.

LOL.

These stories always scared the fuck of me and my life-long reaction was: No sex is ever worth that - since women don't bring anything else of value to the table.

A free divorce?

I have only seen this among poor people without assets and capital and those are the worst when it comes to smart-assing you about not wanting to get married. These people have nothing to lose and that's why they don't know how it is to be in your shoes with a company, a house, plenty of stuff and money to lose over a few times of access to a worthless nagging and bitching pussy.

Forever Uncunted - If it has a vagina, it has to go!


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16/02/2019 2:15 pm  

There’s this sign I saw in New York, it said cheap divorce, I chuckled when I read it.  This got me thinking, hell is gonna be packed.  Satan is definately not gonna be lonely down there, that’s for sure.

 

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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There’s this sign I saw in New York, it said cheap divorce, I chuckled when I read it.  This got me thinking, hell is gonna be packed.  Satan is definately not gonna be lonely down there, that’s for sure.

 

Hell is eternal spiritual destruction, there are no friends, there's just solitary isolation in a lake of fire forever.

Satan will also be isolated from his angles and disciples, there will be no pleasure whatsoever.      


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16/02/2019 8:26 pm  

Dante’s Inferno remains the classical interpretation of what hell will be like.  

Its one of the books I reread every 8-10 years.

 

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

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