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#Redpillbible
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19/02/2019 7:26 am  

This is pretty much a random thread to share whatever you want. But the main 2 things I want to talk about in this thread is random stories of you the reader, being a dick/asshole to women,  but in a righteous way, and a deeper look into the shit vortex.  But you can randomly share anything, but the main focus is

1. Being a righteous dick/asshole to women.

2. In depth look into the shit vortex.

Ok, so yesterday, my bosses side chick decided to talk to me, let me note, she is continually hitting on me and she wants to fuck, yes without him knowing, witch I would never do. But anyway, since she insisted on talking to me in a jolly cute mood, I felt like pissing her off, so one way or another, I ended up telling her to her face, all women are hypocrites(I made sure she knew I labeled her in that category and emphasized it that she was a part of that category), boy oh boy did this piss her the fuck off , she went from jolly happy to fuckyou triggered angry I wanna kill you mode, cause I threw her in the same boat as all women, a unsuspecting jab I gave her knowing she’s trying to fuck with me behind my bosses back. Pissing her of like that made my day and I just wanted to share. See I wasn’t a totally evil dick, I was a righteous dick.  I know maybe it’s not that epic, but crushing her jolly good spirits and shitting on her and all women, and making her angry as fuck, made my day, I know she creamed her panties after words thinking about me, yes I am a dick,  but she has no idea how much worse I am.

#CREAMYWETPANTIES

#DICKIAM

Ok this is part 2. Emphasis on the shit vortex. Now I don’t have a wife and kids, but I have friends that do, so this might help somebody that dosnt have that what they can avoid in the future.

Ive had to endure this shit being around my buddies family the last couple days. The kind of annoying shit that happens, so his daughters boyfriend bought his daughter a car, my friend the dad drove it from point a to point b, left it on the street without a plate, yup you guessed it, it got towed.  Cause in America you can’t have the car on the street without a plate, he didn’t know that. He also let his 2 kids drive without a license, within the week, they both got in accidents, one got in a accident while pulling in to the dmv to get his permit. On top of this his wife has been in full cunt mode lately for reasons that are none of my business, and plus she is a women, what do you expect.

So to not report the 2 accidents to his insurance, he’s paying out of his pocket hundreds for the 2 accidents, on top of the car being towed, so 2 accident bills and the whole towing your car shit show storage fee, with a full blown cunt to come home too, and he’s pretty much broke on top of it with minimum help from others on paying the bills, yeah some of it is his fault of course,  but being around him seeing it unfold, and him telling me about it, makes me thankful I am not him. And there’s more annoying shit I won’t care to mention.

He is a cool dude, a true fucking asshole, a redpill married guy with a family. Yes I know how that sounds. But that’s not the point. He said to me today put yourself in my shoes how would you feel, I said it sounds overwhelming.

So yeah this was on my mind and I said why not share it and make a thread, give you guys some fresh material to read and share how much of a dick you are, or your shit vortex stories, or just whatever, how was your shit day, was it great or did it suck ass, do you have a friend that got sucked in the shit vortex, sure you do.

Anyways I hope you have a wonderful day.

#STAYOUTOFTHESHITVORTEX

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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may72020
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19/02/2019 9:44 am  

I had to go to court. The cunt wasn't satisfied with my job while I worked the unpaid internship known as student teaching.

My job was to wash cars on a hoopty lot in southeastern Illinois. The inventory was mostly fleet rental cars from Tennessee and Kentucky. Chevy Malibu Pontiac grand am jeep liberty and a couple pickup trucks. 

My job was washing these mediocre cars for $8.50 an hour for 20 hours a week. And I paid about $30 a week in child support...to a cunt who earned $150,000 a year. The cunts lawyer put me on the stand. This was a trial phase on a court proceeding that lasted over 6 weeks. I'm $15,000 deep in to this latest courtroom drama and the cunt lawyer asks me "How do you know which cars to wash?" 

I couldn't move. I was catatonic with internal stifled laughter and my lawyer had the most astounded look on his face. Seconds passed and the judge told me to answer the question. If I fucked this up I could have gone to jail again over this stupid fucking job.

I looked at this stupid cow and said " I wash the dirty cars." My lawyer almost lost it. I think he jammed his Mercedes key into his thigh through his pants to keep his shit together. 

Cunt lawyer was not satisfied and wanted more details. " I wash the cars on the lot that don't have licence plates."

Cunt lawyer thought she had me..."So you wash cars without licence plates...illegal cars. You are working for a criminal enterprise."

Jebus on the cross fellas what the actual fuck?

Judge was on the edge of her seat. Illegal enterprise? 

My lawyer couldn't take it any more. He offered into evidence as many car dealers as he could name in town and had the judge pull up the inventory pictures on the internet including the criminal enterprise the cunt lawyer bought her new Mercedes last month. No licence plates on any of those cars.

Judge told me to sit down while she weighed the evidence. 

Judge made the ruling. The defendant works at a car dealership washing the dirty cars. Car dealerships are not criminal enterprises for having cars in inventory without licence plates. Defendant is free to go.  

Un fucking believable ineptitude. I was afraid the judge was going to declare a mistrial for the whole divorce because the cunt lawyer was so incompetent.

 

Lol the shit vortex...I was absolutely destroyed for putting the striped pillows on the couch the WRONG FUCKING WAY.  That was a three day shit show that would never go away.  I don't think she ever caught on that I was throwing away candles and wrought iron bullshit she has bought at the rolling candle party pyramid scheme thing she was running with her friends. There were so many candles and metal shit in this closet the house was going to sag if I didn't jettison that shit. 

I think she was going to sell this "free" shit in the scrapbook store she wanted to buy without telling me. 

Brother I know what the shit vortex is and she did me a favor by divorcing me and setting me free from the shit vortex. For that I will be eternally grateful.

God help the stupid fuck that married my special snowflake. 

 

 


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#Redpillbible
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19/02/2019 10:17 am  

What’s up May 7, you know when I was making this thread, you where the first person I thought about, and it’s funny you where the first to respond.

And for those of you out there who don’t know, May 7 is the guy who coined the phrase Shit Vortex, all credit goes to him, he is the creator of that phrase. 

Damn May it’s truly remarkable the shit you went through in that relationship that you so often tell us about. I’m glad your out of it man, and I can’t wait for the day May 7 2020, and I know I will be hearing more victory stories from you in do time, as when all the shit is out of the way, you can talk to your kids, without the law and your ex cunt in the way.

I almost feel bad for the guy that married your ex wife after you, (almost), but I don’t.

By the way, the Mercedes key stabbing part comment had me laughing out loud over here.

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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19/02/2019 11:24 am  

1. RPB (MEOWMIX) will be unemployed in the very near future.

2. May 7 is the victim of physical and psychological abuse without redress nor compensation, and only has 15 months of bloodletting to go from his well off and well to do X monster wife. 

3. MgTower lives another day without bloodletting far from any shit vortexes and bosses wives that can send him there.

All in all it's pretty good day! 

 


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19/02/2019 3:41 pm  

In 1970 I was 7 years old living with my father and his mother Mary Mae.  One day when my father was at work my grandmother asked me to pick some blackberries for her and she would make some preserves.  She handed me a one gallon bucket. Several hours later I came back with a full bucket and  my face as well as the front of my shirt covered in juice.  She gave me two dollars. My first occupation was a blackberry picker.

  Seven years later when I was 14  my father had remarried and divorced. He was commanded to show up at a child support  show cause hearing.  When he returned from the hearing I asked him how it went. He replied  "pretty good thanks to you, son"  I was confused so I asked him "what did I do to help you in court"?

He said "son you saved me from a six month sentence for contempt of court."  He went on telling the details.  "I was asked by the prosecutor where I worked.  I replied that it was none of his concern.   The prosecutor said Mr. McKinney this debt has to be paid so ill ask again, "?where is it  that you work"?  Again I told him that it was none of his business where I worked.

At this moment the judge spoke up and said "Mr. McKinney you will answer counsel's questions or I will hold you in contempt and you will do six months in the county jail".

My father then said  "your honor I have no contempt for your honorable court  and if the state must know my private occupation,  I am a professional  blackberry picker and I make two dollars a bucket,  I am a very slow picker and at the moment blackberries are out of season."  

So my father borrowed my first occupation to avoid  six months in jail.

L&R

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at the idiots who misunderstand me! Kind mockery toward the well-intentioned and unfettered cruelty toward all would-be prison guards of my creative possibilities. In this way I learn to revel as much in misunderstanding as in understanding and take pleasure in worthy opponents. Making language fluid, flowing like a river, yet precise and pointed as a dirk, contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful verbal dance—a linguistic martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.


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19/02/2019 3:56 pm  

Harpo, the more men walk away not having children, not getting married, not bothering with women altogether, the more gynocentrism, feminism, and radical leftist extremists wither and die on the vine of tyranny.

Without us the courts and their minions have nobody to extract.

Without us the liberal far left education system has nobody to indoctrinate with their ill and malicious lies.

Without us the the foundation of feminism turns into a quicksand pit swallowing women whole while cementing the ground we walk upon making life bearable and livable again.

We're like a 55 gallon drum of gasoline (open top) in a woodshed perched and balancing on a stool surrounded by lit candles on all sides, with feminism being an earthquake magnitude 9.5 

We brought about the end of our abuse, slander, and being made human public property by the banding and strapping laws that have gripped western society since the advent of feminism and gynocentrism.

The gender war ends only when we drop everything and let it all perish in the flames.

I can almost feel the blood of feminists run cold as this reality hits them like a ton of bricks!   


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19/02/2019 5:48 pm  

May, that was very funny and terrible to read.

The court scene had me laughing aloud. Unbelievable, some of these people one happens to come across throughout life.

To be and forever stay free from someone, who would give me 3 days of bitter bitching, moaning and nagging about something like arranging the pillows on a couch THE WRONG WAY, is the only way imaginable, today.

I knew, immediately, how that could or would have gone down with the distressed damsels I have been in deeper touch with, myself. Because scenes like that happened often enough. Leaving me totally bewildered, until I found out, what had really happened, there.

How I (10 years ago) would have tried to find any glimpse of sanity or sense in their behavior, only to have something like a skeleton of an explanation for them going sour on me for prolonged periods of time over meaningless matters of no substance and consequence. Because it bugged me so much to not understand, what made their hamsters 🐹 spin the wheel as wild as that.

 

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21/02/2019 4:33 am  

The weekend before valentine’s day, I was shopping for some fresh salmon. While waiting on the guy to come back with a couple of whole fillets, a woman standing there looking at the crab legs decided to start a conversation.

     She started with some small talk, asked me what I was getting, to which I said some Salmon. Nothing too specific. As the guy was weighing the large fillets of fish and wrapping it up, the women led the conversation to how bad her relationships were, how much she liked salmon, how available she was but wanted a date for valentines, and other such nonsense. I was mostly listening, as how would any response be beneficial.

     Just as the guy was about to hand me the lovely package of delicious fish, I suddenly decided that something was in my hand. I looked around to set it somewhere, and then turned to the woman.

     “Can you hold this for me,” I asked. She obliged, holding out her hand. I opened my hand as to empty the contents of the air that was within its grasp into hers. She looked at me puzzled, while I thanked the gentleman that prepared my request, taking the package of fish from him. As I started to depart, she asked me, “what is this?” still holding out her hand with the air that I had given her. “Oh yea,” I said, pretending that I forgot, “that is how much I care.” As I started walking away, I added, “You can keep that if you like.”

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
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21/02/2019 4:37 am  

So the other day I go to the eye doctor. There are two waiting rooms, a main room and a smaller room down a hall used for people having their eyes dilated.  In the second room there is a sign placed upon a table instructing patients to turn off cell phones and refrain from talking on phones. I'm in this room with two 50+ aged women. One pulls out her phone and calls a friend of hers. She had her friend on speaker no less. I gave her about 3 minutes to correct herself. She did not and started into discussing there next golf outing. 

Then I administered correction. I got up walked over and picked up the sign, walked in front of her and presented the written instruction. I said nothing. She told her friend she was going to have to hang up because a "gentleman in the room"  has informed her that talking on her phone is prohibited. I replaced the sign and sat down. I remained silent. She tried to provoke an argument by saying that another woman in the other waiting room was talking on her cell phone...etc etc. I said nothing. She spent the next 10 minutes fidgeting, murmuring and muttering...I said NOTHING--I gave her NO acknowledgment whatsoever and it ATE HER ASS UP. She really couldn't stand being ignored. It was hard not to laugh out loud. I wrecked her day by converting her into a non-person. 


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#Redpillbible
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21/02/2019 6:32 am  

Thanks for the replies guys I loved them, you guys had me dying laughing, the highlights that had me laughing was Mays lawyers Mercedes key comment, Towers im losing my job comment along with his mgtow gasoline bucket candle earthquake feminism comment sentence,

“Matcha Savage what made the hampsters wheel spin so wild like that” comment (I pondered the same thing),  Uly telling the lady she can keep the he dosnt care air he handed her if she likes, and The Evil Genius showing the lady the sign that says do not use cell phone in the room, and then ignoring her after that lol   🤣  🤣  🤣

Oh God that was funny as fuck.  I had also smoked a blunt prior to reading that witch made reading it funnier than it already was. 

And I enjoyed your post too Harpomason, I did find it funny how your dad told the prosecutor his occupation was none of his business and also how he told the judge he has no contempt for the court, it made me laugh but I found the part of your dad dodging the 6 month sentence by using your first occupation fascinating.

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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21/02/2019 8:04 am  

I just realized that my piss story was out of line.  Ooops. Okay so now to a shit vortex story.

 

I worked at a place where the employees would be around each other in a relatively confined space for an entire eight hours.  So there's me and like five other employees on this one shift.  One of the employees is a chick.  She got knocked up by a chad.  So she's got  a half breed daughter.  He had cheated on her while she was pregnant.  She forced him to marry her.  Oh, and he worked in a different department.  They divorced do to his philandering.  Guess what? She starts telling me that she thinks we would make a good couple.  The little hints started over a couple of weeks.  She says that I am so funny, responsible, and a good catch.  She starts wanting to hang out with me.  BTW I had health problems that fogged my thinking then too.  I mean like bad stuff.  So she starts trying to be manipulative.  Telling me that I'm leading her on. She says that she's tired of being my work "girlfriend."  She tells me that I'd make a good dad.  She comes over to my place and brings the kid.  She asks if I like the kid.  It was obvious the kid had horrible emotional problems too.

What else happened? She would tell me that other people had told her that I needed to ask her out.  She told me that others thought that we'd make a great couple.  She would get mad and say that she felt hurt when I didn't treat her in the ways that she needed for me to treat her.  One time she calls and says that she on the edge of going crazy and needs to talk.  So I meet her at a park.  She says that I'm a punk and that there is so much love that I am just stomping on and spitting on.  Also we would listen to music on the job.  I would request songs to be played.  Crazy chick said that I was trying to communicate with her through the songs that I was requesting.  She said that I was flirting with her through songs.  I'm not kidding.  I didn't know what to do.  I thought that I was going to get killed.  That's a level of crazy that I had not encountered until then. 

I wound up getting transferred departments because of some downsizing.  I told her to get lost and I got help for my medical problems and they cleared up.  She used to tell me that she is an "emotional being." That means crazy as fuck and not capable of rational thought.  TIM for life!


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21/02/2019 9:49 am  

 Wow Travis, she does sound like a nutcase, she wanted you to simp up, but you manned out, or better yet, she wanted you to cunt in,  but you cunted out, good job. 

#DONTCUNTIN

#CUNTOUT

The don’t cunt in cunt out rule always works, has never failed me, not even once.  

#THEINDEPENDENTMAN.ORGFORTHEWIN

Yeah man, I still like to fuck chicks, every now and then I come across a attractive female I might be interested ramming my cock inside of her, if I met  her through a acquaintance, first thing I ask is if she is single and has kids, I try and find that out first before I approach her, if she’s with somebody, I don’t bother, and if she has kids I might still fuck her buf highly unlikely as I see the kid as radioactive material, witch makes his mother a radioactive cunt.

#RADIOACTIVECUNT

I see single mothers as walking abominations on mankind, with the exception if her husband died, like in a war or from a illness or age, or the husband man cheated on her,  but other than that she’s a abomination, 90 percent chance those are not the reasons she’s a single mother, good job on staying away from that godless train wreck(women). Youd be going down with her like in the photo below.

If a single mother is out there reading this comment, I meant it, and I hope it offended you, BECAUSE ITS TRUE.

A single mother is a giant red flag, with a little red flag in tow.   Jesus Christ, who wants to take care of someone else’s fucked up emotional kid, and what does that say about the mother. Who wants sloppy mommie seconds and thirds, anyone? Anyone?

Sounds like a hamburger you can buy and eat, like a sloppy joes,  but mines are called sloppy mommies.

#SLOPPYMOMMIES

I typed in sloppy mommies on the internet to see what would come up, this was the first picture that came up not kidding. Even the internet compares women to sloppy joes(sloppy mommies), maybe sloppy joes is a allegory for sloppy chads  🤣  🤣  🤣 

 

That chick sounds like the crazy obsessed girl meme.  You definately dodged a phycopathic bullet with a phyco bullet in tow.

 

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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18/03/2019 12:37 pm  

This story happened a few months after I went through the redpill rage, one of the things I hated the most is how much women could use us and think that we are dumb morons. I was walking to a park and when I got at the entrance I stopped there waiting for a friend, it was in the evening.

All of a sudden a blonde (decently attractive) on a bicycle stops in front of me and asks me if the center of the town is on the right or on the left side. I felt it was a very dumb question, I pointed to the center with my hand but could not hold a fucking HUGE smile on my face, which was actually representing my "are you fucking with me? or what the fuck is wrong?". After I pointed to the right direction my smile faded away and she decided to double down, pointed at the front light of her bicycle and told me "can you turn this off for me?". At that point I was quite pissed but kept my cool and said "I can kick it broken, but then you wont be able to turn it on again", to my satisfaction she said "oh no no no please no" and proceeded to turn it off by herself. "Just joking" I added with a smile on my face before she went her way and freed me from her shit tests/mind games.

 

What a cunt, should have pointed at the wrong direction to see if she was fucking with me from the start, thing is I try not to be an asshole to strangers unless they act like the dumb cunt did.

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18/03/2019 12:40 pm  
Posted by: Uly The Cunning

The weekend before valentine’s day, I was shopping for some fresh salmon. While waiting on the guy to come back with a couple of whole fillets, a woman standing there looking at the crab legs decided to start a conversation.

     She started with some small talk, asked me what I was getting, to which I said some Salmon. Nothing too specific. As the guy was weighing the large fillets of fish and wrapping it up, the women led the conversation to how bad her relationships were, how much she liked salmon, how available she was but wanted a date for valentines, and other such nonsense. I was mostly listening, as how would any response be beneficial.

     Just as the guy was about to hand me the lovely package of delicious fish, I suddenly decided that something was in my hand. I looked around to set it somewhere, and then turned to the woman.

     “Can you hold this for me,” I asked. She obliged, holding out her hand. I opened my hand as to empty the contents of the air that was within its grasp into hers. She looked at me puzzled, while I thanked the gentleman that prepared my request, taking the package of fish from him. As I started to depart, she asked me, “what is this?” still holding out her hand with the air that I had given her. “Oh yea,” I said, pretending that I forgot, “that is how much I care.” As I started walking away, I added, “You can keep that if you like.”

My sides everytime I read this story, I should save this and use it if the chance ever comes, totally savage.

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18/03/2019 4:07 pm  

Every time I read that story from Uly it sends a cold draft through the room; Love it! 


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19/03/2019 8:13 pm  

A similar story T.E.G., was walking out of a store through the marked "Exit" door when two ladies started to enter the store through the Exit Door.  I was pushing a shopping cart and turned it sideways in the door way so that they could not enter through the Exit door.  They stopped, they stared, they spoke to each other and I just stood there. 

After about 30 seconds, another cart appeared beside mine and stopped. The Exit door was now blocked and the "owner" of the 2nd cart just smiled at me.  The ladies stormed off and entered through the correct door as I exited the store.  I had a smile and started singing "Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day.  You tried to enter through my door and I just had to say no way!"

Too much fun.

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19/03/2019 10:38 pm  

My last girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't listen to her, or something like that, as I wasn't really paying attention...

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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22/03/2019 7:05 pm  

So I’ve still been hanging out with my really good friend that has a family, the same friend I mentioned on the first post of this thread. Couple of random things I wanna add. Keep in mind my friend is a married red pill guy, a true fucking asshole in real life, that’s why I like him and hang out with him, and he parties like I do, not to many people can keep up with me but he can.

Anyways there was this one day I went to his house early recently, this is where the shit vortex comes in. His wife has been bitching at him none stop lately even when I’m there, my mistake was going to his place early. Originally we where planning to go see these other girls we met and going to fuck, but his wife became the monkey wrench of the day. So for this entire day we where not able to escape her and her bitching, I swear with no exaggeration, from day to night, almost the whole 24 hours of the God damn day his wife was bitching, I couldn’t believe it, and when he would go to the bathroom or leave the room for a second, she would interrogate me, as in ask me where was him and me at the other day and so on, and of course I only tell her what my friend would want me to say nothing else.

I won’t be doing that anymore by the way as in sticking around, I only did cause I thought we where gonna leave and go see the other girls, but I was wrong, very very wrong.

So she literally bitched for pretty much 24 hours, when she finally decided to shut the fuck up and go to sleep around 3am in the night, she went up stairs to her room and we where finally alone, it was funny because we both just looked at each other with exhausted face expressions on our faces and just sighed at each other.  Holy fuck she wore us both out with her bitching, any high or buzz I had was surely gone.

I told my friend your wife is like a cop, she interrogates me when your not around, and I said she also fucked up any buzz I was trying to get throughout the day. I said to him, your wife is the equivelent of when your going to have sex with a women, but the women makes you put on a condom, you guys know how as soon as you put on the condom you don’t wanna have sex anymore, I said to him that’s your wife, total buzz killer. 

So this essentially is a in depth look into the shit vortex, and what your life will be like if your married. Also I noticed when I go there early, I get sucked into the shit vortex of his family very easily, all his kids are of high school age, I get sucked into their shit and his wife’s shit, when I go there I have to time it perfectly to avoid unnecessary headaches, aka the shit vortex, I have literally gotten sucked into the shit vortex multiple times, it is not fun and it sucks ass, and it is no way to live a life 24 hours a day. The scary part about the shit vortex is, that once you get in it, it’s very hard to get out, but if you go deep enough, it actually is literally impossible to get out, and your stuck forever.  By the grace of God, I have managed to escape and stay out of the shit vortex, but God knows I’ve been in their a few times, and narrowly escaped with my life.

Later today me and my friend are gonna go see these girls, the one I’m talking to is hot, I don’t feel bad for being his partner in crime when he cheats on his wife, he’s gonna do it anyway whether I am with him or not, so I don’t feel bad, plus the way I feel about women in general, I don’t really care anyway. The red pill side of me got into a violent fight with the blue pill side of me, the red pill side won, the blue pill side is in the hospital bed fighting for his life.

 

 

 

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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