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Old Buck
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23/07/2019 5:30 pm  

Looks like Hollywood has finally cracked.

Natalie Portman is coming back to the series, and taking the lead role.  Yup, you heard me correctly.

Natalie Portman is the new Thor.

Looks like Chris Hemsworth needs to start taking estrogen therapy if he wants to continue acting...

Rack this up to yet another movie I won't be seeing.  You know, with all of the money I saved by not seeing movies, I could buy another motorcycle!

I purposefully did not include a link to the news article in this post.

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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Don Keyknob
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23/07/2019 5:45 pm  

When are they bringing out a female remake of '300'??

Rambo???? 


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Travis3000
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23/07/2019 7:29 pm  

So Thor is a Semitic woman now?  What's next Cookie Monster portrayed by a paraplegic gay man with AIDS?


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Old Buck
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23/07/2019 8:15 pm  

I say take the next step.

Wonder Woman NEEDS to be played by a male actor.

Charlie's Angels?  Why not!

The Golden Girls?  Yup!  Fuck 'em!  Time to patriarchy vagina-land.

 

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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Don Keyknob
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23/07/2019 8:23 pm  

Some of the all-female movies can be really, really good.

If you do like them, try out this useful website...pornhub dot com.

There's fucking millions of them!!!!! 

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Matcha Savage
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23/07/2019 8:52 pm  
Posted by: @lonestar

So Thor is a Semitic woman now?  What's next Cookie Monster portrayed by a paraplegic gay man with AIDS?

Not kidding you, I looked up the definition of "Semitic", because -after all- I did not know what it meant.

relating to or denoting a family of languages that includes Hebrew, Arabic, and Aramaic and certain ancient languages such as Phoenician and Akkadian, constituting the main subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic family.

relating to the peoples who speak Semitic languages, especially Hebrew and Arabic.


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Matcha Savage
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23/07/2019 8:57 pm  

Phew, I mean, so, Mrs Portman is a Semite/belonging to the main subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic family? Err, really?

And do the Phallic and Masculine Nordic Gods (everyone single one of them with a dick except Odin) approve of that nonsense?

That is her impersonating Thor?

Probably not, because it is utter nonsense.

Eureka! I just got the joke of this whacky stunt!

 

 


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Travis3000
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23/07/2019 9:28 pm  

Semetic means Jew.  Jews are Semites.  Natalie Portman is a Jewess.  In the Old Testament Jews are decedents of Shem, of Shem, Ham, and Japeth fame.  These "Shemites" became "Semites" in English, ergo Semetic.  The linguistic definition you mentioned is one, but colloquially go with the definition I mentioned.  Semite = Jew, Semetic = Jewish.  Antisemitism = Anti Jewish words, actions, or related behavior.  Any questions?


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The Evil Genius
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24/07/2019 2:26 am  

Wait shouldn't the character be called Thorina?


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Travis3000
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24/07/2019 2:28 am  
Posted by: @pistolpete

Wait shouldn't the character be called Thorina?

I'd like her to pee on me.  


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Hyaku Shiki
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24/07/2019 3:28 am  
Posted by: @old-buck

I say take the next step.

Wonder Woman NEEDS to be played by a male actor.

Charlie's Angels?  Why not!

The Golden Girls?  Yup!  Fuck 'em!  Time to patriarchy vagina-land.

 

There actually is a wonder man in marvel comics. lol

 


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24/07/2019 3:29 am  
Posted by: @pistolpete

Wait shouldn't the character be called Thorina?

or Whor


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Travis3000
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24/07/2019 3:34 am  
Posted by: @hyaku-shiki
Posted by: @pistolpete

Wait shouldn't the character be called Thorina?

or Whor

I'm already getting a tattoo of this chick on my taint.  I've reduced my opioid intake to pay for it.  The last time I tried this I began shitting uncontrollably a few times.  One of those times was at this Chinese buffet in Fresno.  Oh well.  Maybe I'll wear a diaper.


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The Evil Genius
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24/07/2019 11:03 am  

I think Hyaku hit the nail on the head---I like his take better than mine!


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24/07/2019 7:24 pm  
Posted by: @lonestar

Semetic means Jew.  Jews are Semites.  Natalie Portman is a Jewess.  In the Old Testament Jews are decedents of Shem, of Shem, Ham, and Japeth fame.  These "Shemites" became "Semites" in English, ergo Semetic.  The linguistic definition you mentioned is one, but colloquially go with the definition I mentioned.  Semite = Jew, Semetic = Jewish.  Antisemitism = Anti Jewish words, actions, or related behavior.  Any questions?

Wrong, you backwards dick!  😀 

CAMBRIDGE DICTIONARY DO YOU EVEN READ IT?

See. You can hate Akkadians all you want for as long as you like Phoenicians you nevertheless are no antisemite, because they are both part of the group of Semites. Using the word "Semites" for Jews not only is so 20th century!

 

 


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Matcha Savage
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24/07/2019 7:29 pm  

...lol, I had so much fun with this recent discovery of mine, I do not care about

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colloquially

what is that even supposed to mean anyway? It´s just another smart word as

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paraplegic

no one speaks like that 🤣 


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Travis3000
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24/07/2019 7:34 pm  
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...lol, I had so much fun with this recent discovery of mine, I do not care about

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colloquially

what is that even supposed to mean anyway? It´s just another smart word as

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paraplegic

no one speaks like that 🤣 

Look, I'm not sure what's going on here but your understanding of American English doesn't seem to be all that robust.  That's fine.  Indexical meanings are often elusive and frequently need accompanying life experience to help the hearer understand what's going on.


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24/07/2019 9:44 pm  
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Posted by: @matcha-savage

...lol, I had so much fun with this recent discovery of mine, I do not care about

Posted by: @lonestar

colloquially

what is that even supposed to mean anyway? It´s just another smart word as

Posted by: @lonestar

paraplegic

no one speaks like that 🤣 

Look, I'm not sure what's going on here but your understanding of American English doesn't seem to be all that robust.  That's fine.  Indexical meanings are often elusive and frequently need accompanying life experience to help the hearer understand what's going on.

Touché. I am joking around in my own strange ways of poking fun at life and people and myself.

It is the same way in German, btw. "Semitic" in German is "semitisch" and gets used colloquially in the exact same way. It gets used very, very, very often. So often, "that it comes out of your ears" (because you are already full of it). You "cannot hear it anymore", because it is everywhere and all the time.

When you are adapted to a sick society, you probably are not be sane and healthy.

From time to time I wondered, what the actual definition of this word may be. Yesterday I looked it up. It gives me giggles. Ain´t gonna lie. It even gives me a better life experience to know - and be pretty silly about that. I will even dig deeper into it to find out, if Hittites are Semites, too. Hittites give me the giggles, too. I love them Hittites. I am a simple motherfucker, when it comes to those things. Language is mine, Travis, people can all go and fuck themselves when it comes to "my" words and shit. I don´t say this to offend you or anyone else.

Read my posts and you might notice that I (often) really am of a naive arrogance that fits this description.


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24/07/2019 10:25 pm  
Posted by: @old-buck

I say take the next step.

Wonder Woman NEEDS to be played by a male actor.

Charlie's Angels?  Why not!

The Golden Girls?  Yup!  Fuck 'em!  Time to patriarchy vagina-land.

 

"CAITLIN JENNER" !

 

That would piss off so many feminists so badly, I would be laughing my ass off for months reading the cries of snowflakes.

 

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24/07/2019 10:27 pm  
Posted by: @hyaku-shiki
Posted by: @pistolpete

Wait shouldn't the character be called Thorina?

or Whor

"Whore" - sorry, had to fix that typo.

 

Frank V. / Billable Hours

 


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