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Hey This is Mr. Coffee AKA Umbra Ascensor  

 

Mr. Coffee
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Joined: 1 year ago
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29/07/2019 3:37 am  

This is profile I will be using for the TIM and other forums. Welcome new users and I hope this video tutorial helps.


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Travis3000
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29/07/2019 4:15 am  

I got some Tylenol and Everclear out of the garbage at the Hispanic grocery store.  I love that I found it.  Now I can play with myself a little more tonight in peace.


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Matcha Savage
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29/07/2019 6:30 pm  

Hey, Mr.Coffee! I did not find the video tutorial at all. There, you have it 😆 BUT at least I did not post a meme about a hamster wheel

(actually, I did, BUT - as you can see - it is completely invisible to the naked eye).

 

 

 

 

This site has been a scam from the start. I am outta here.


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Umbra Ascensor
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29/07/2019 10:38 pm  

@matcha-savage

Since I posted the post, I have been trying to upload the video. My computer went to sleep 3 times in the upload to Youtube process and this afternoon, my internet was down while the router was being swapped out. I have been trying to upload it since 12:30 am last night and it has been over 18 hours as of right now.


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Matcha Savage
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30/07/2019 3:47 pm  

Mr. Coffee is a very good name in my book 👍 Of course, I am just teasing you because of the video, never mind! Another thing is that I am not only an asshole, but a curious one, too. What for would you have created a tutorial video? To make us familiar with using your new name? I mean, have you changed your pronouns with it, as well 😝 ?

 

This site has been a scam from the start. I am outta here.


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Old Buck
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30/07/2019 5:36 pm  

Here, try this one!

 

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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Old Buck
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31/07/2019 1:58 pm  

I use a Bunn commercial brewer and grind the beans fresh for each pot.

Best coffee ever!

 

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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GregBO
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07/08/2019 5:53 pm  

Coffee ... Hmmmmm, Coffee.  I know that coffee grounds are good fertilizer for your garden, can be used as an insect repellent, can be used to neutralize odors - but the aroma is an odor of it's own, and I am sure that there are many more out there.

As for routinely drinking coffee .... hmmmm, never has been part of my lifestyle.

Mr Coffee or Mr Bean, have fun with the new persona! 

Image result for ctv characters mr coffee persona

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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Mr. Coffee
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08/08/2019 3:29 am  

Great chattin with y'all. Sorry the video tutorial is taking freaking forever. I had some IRL stuff such as certification tests, DND game starting up, and job hunting to take care of. I am in the process of editing and adjusting as needed.

 

 


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Travis3000
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08/08/2019 6:01 am  

I went to a Motel 6 and tried to hit up some hookers.  Instead I got some heroin and a used condom from the maintenance man.  He also let me listen to his 90s mix tape in the laundry room.  I left when he started crying and telling me about how he got arrested for some illegal porn.  Fuck that guy, just to think I was going to share some of my Kool Aid/ Vodka cocktail that I carry around in this thermos.  I did steal a pair of jeans though from the lost and found in there, so I win.  Take that weird ass Motel 6 guy.  He smelled like urine and shame.


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