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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:00 am  

I got married thinking it was the goal in life. She was a hotty, much a thotty, but now she is a landwhale. She went from a 10 on a scale of hot to a 10 on the richter scale. That joke always makes me laugh 'cause it's true. After a divorce that costs me pretty much everything, she is now living with her parents broke, and I am stuck here rebuilding all that she stole and sold to increase her waist size. Big Burtha Bouncing should be her nickname now. Why is it us men get skinny as hell and women get fat as hell when married? 'cause we lose our appitite watching the pigs eat.


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:07 am  
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Okay, how much did your divorce cost you? I forgot to ask, do you endorse high colonics?

100 thousand plus if you count the property. If you want to get married you probably like colonics. Dig in.


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:12 am  

Whiskey every night coffee every morn. Beer is for meels. 


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Uly The Cunning
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12/04/2019 3:16 am  

I can relate, as my ex did the same thing, gaining a ton of weight a year or so after marriage. It is late here, but wanted to welcome you to the Jungle. Old Buck has a beer fridge you can raid.

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:19 am  

Fuck yeah! Scheiße rockt!


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12/04/2019 3:22 am  

Welcome Stinky Pete, it looks like the poor child in your avatar got crushed to death.

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:24 am  

That me with muh wife. She a hippo man!


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:27 am  

learn from me she all a lie. fat in waiting

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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:32 am  

When you finally kick her blubber ass out she takes all the money with her.


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12/04/2019 3:41 am  

She would still be considered slim by American standards, even in the after photos. I suspect the first of the refrigerator photos is a morph, due to the shape of the fingers in it.


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 3:56 am  

You can have her. She will take your money when she go. 

BSC she is fat. American standards cannot be that low. 


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StinkyPete
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12/04/2019 4:03 am  

Time for work. Abschied


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Gargamel
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12/04/2019 5:40 am  

I recognized the Richter Scale joke as being from Germany.

Hello from Germany as well.

Live from the Fotzenstaat, the land of the "Germfotze".

If these are your real pictures, we better take them back down since the SJW's worldwide are always on hold to cause us posters here a lot of grief.

E.g. #metoo, false accusations, job loss "Look he is a misogynist"....

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Gargamel
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12/04/2019 5:53 am  

10 on the Richter Scale.

Well they do walk like that. In a hallway with a concrete floor they make the floor move and it feels like King Kong is moving along. 

Thumb, thumb, thumb... And you hear the glasses and china rattle in the nearby shelves.

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Uly The Cunning
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12/04/2019 6:05 am  

I received an email about it and hid the picture. If ever you need anything else, feel free to contact me.

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)


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12/04/2019 6:06 am  
Posted by: StinkyPete

learn from me she all a lie. fat in waiting

<Picture hidden to protect identity>

Good, the picture is gone.

The fatter they get, the more ugly they feel. The more they must compensate. The more they will be looking for others to pin the fault for their misery on...

Long ago, a man and society was able to intervene, tell her the truth, rationize/take away her bag of sweets, alcohol, drugs and calorie-bringers...

Since feminism, women are raised as "perfect princesses", do everything right, never make mistakes and everything you tell them is "mansplaining". 

No more way of intervening so all you can do is watch the accident unfold.

Or would you step in the way of a 2 ton driverless car heading for a wall in order to save it? 

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Gargamel
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12/04/2019 6:17 am  
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You can have her. She will take your money when she go. 

BSC she is fat. American standards cannot be that low. 

Yep, they are.

Skinny women have become extinct in some parts of the world.

Even in Germany, when you go outside, watch the average public gatherings, 30 to 60 percent now have fat asses.

And you can't even see their faces. They have it buried in their smartphones. Looking for Disco-Chad no. 272 and his rented upper class car.

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Gargamel
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12/04/2019 6:28 am  
Posted by: StinkyPete

I got married thinking it was the goal in life. She was a hotty, much a thotty, but now she is a landwhale. She went from a 10 on a scale of hot to a 10 on the richter scale. That joke always makes me laugh 'cause it's true. After a divorce that costs me pretty much everything, she is now living with her parents broke, and I am stuck here rebuilding all that she stole and sold to increase her waist size. Big Burtha Bouncing should be her nickname now. Why is it us men get skinny as hell and women get fat as hell when married? 'cause we lose our appitite watching the pigs eat.

Well, our African immigrants love women like that. Someone will play "Captain Save a Hoe"...

I am sure that's why these men were brought here by our government land whales.

These men have the African dick length to pass 5 cm / 2 inches of lard and then still be able to penetrate the hole.

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12/04/2019 7:33 am  
Posted by: StinkyPete

.... Why is it us men get skinny as hell and women get fat as hell when married? 'cause we lose our appitite watching the pigs eat.

Why are unmarried men slim and married develop a dad-bod?

unmarried men come home, check what is available in the fridge and go to bed,

married come home, check what's available in the bed and go to the fridge.

 

Pete and Gargamel will most probably know this one, but it appeared to be too fitting here to be omitted. 


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Uly The Cunning
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12/04/2019 8:30 am  
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Posted by: StinkyPete

.... Why is it us men get skinny as hell and women get fat as hell when married? 'cause we lose our appitite watching the pigs eat.

Why are unmarried men slim and married develop a dad-bod?

unmarried men come home, check what is available in the fridge and go to bed,

married come home, check what's available in the bed and go to the fridge.

 

Pete and Gargamel will most probably know this one, but it appeared to be too fitting here to be omitted. 

That is hilarious! Comedy gold, Muglintar

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)


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