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U.K. elects Donald Trump impersonator as Prime Minister!  

 

Old Buck
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23/07/2019 5:20 pm  

Oh the irony!  Orange man bad, so you punks hired your own!

Congratulations to Boris Johnson for his election to Prime Minister.

By the way, who is his hair stylist?

 

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Don Keyknob
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23/07/2019 5:37 pm  
Posted by: @old-buck

Oh the irony!  Orange man bad, so you punks hired your own!

Congratulations to Boris Johnson for his election to Prime Minister.

By the way, who is his hair stylist?

 

 

Stevie Wonder!!

The hair might be similar....but Trump he ain't. 

I'm neither for or against Boris yet...the next 3 months will be informative.

Here's a couple of Boris moments to be going on - 


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23/07/2019 6:22 pm  

Oh, wait, wrong thread, pardon me, UK.

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23/07/2019 7:26 pm  

This reminds me of the time I was a yoga instructor at the local maximum security prison.  A guy named Larry was my assistant.  The convicts offered me free tattoos and "aggressive massages" as payment.  The only problems that I ran in to where one guy with a leaky colon, and another who compulsively masturbated.  The guy who would play with himself said that it was somehow therapy for his misshapen prostate.  Whatever, he was mildly retarded so no one took him seriously. 


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Old Buck
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23/07/2019 7:30 pm  

Ah, the days of parachute pants and sweatbands!

The only good thing I can say about the 80s is .... is... a flock of seagulls?

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Hyaku Shiki
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24/07/2019 3:31 am  

What do you say to your barber to get a haircut like that, "I fucked your daughter"?


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24/07/2019 11:06 am  
Posted by: @hyaku-shiki

What do you say to your barber to get a haircut like that, "I fucked your daughter"?

Then your wife and finished off with your sister.

"Never root through the trash once the garbage has been dragged to the curb. You get messy, your neighbors see you do it, and what you thought was worth digging for is never as valuable as you thought it was."- Rollo Tomassi


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24/07/2019 7:58 pm  
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This reminds me of the time I was a yoga instructor at the local maximum security prison.  A guy named Larry was my assistant.

Brilliant set piece to spice up a boring conversation.

@Old Buck ^^ this is great about the 80´s, too! Mind you: MAGIC GUM comes with POP ROCKS (they crackle).

A very smart Google search suggestion, I sometimes live under a rock, so I guess this is an evergreen, already: "best 80's songs of all time"

Old Buck, you remind me of something.

Do you know the German band "Einstürzende Neubauten"?

"The song sleeps in the machine. (Das Lied schläft in der Maschine.)"

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Old Buck
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25/07/2019 12:24 am  

I have not, Macha.  I started playing the video, then had to stop it and find my headphones.

Back in the 80's I met this Scottish bloke who introduced me to the house / electronic scene from the UK & Germany.

Remember the "Lords of Acid"?

 

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Travis3000
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27/07/2019 5:08 am  

I accidently dialed the wrong number.  It was an AIDS clinic.  I figured it was a good time to talk about how my penis is swollen on account of this spider bite I got when I feel asleep in the storage room at the Long John Silvers in Galveston.  They told me I was a sick freak and hung up. 


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27/07/2019 10:20 am  
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I accidently dialed the wrong number.  It was an AIDS clinic.  I figured it was a good time to talk about how my penis is swollen on account of this spider bite I got when I feel asleep in the storage room at the Long John Silvers in Galveston.  They told me I was a sick freak and hung up. 

Insensible bastards, they ought to have given you the number of a tropical Institute that is specialized on spider bite related penis swelling.

I believe, you actually can sue them. Did it (the spider) look something like this?

These may hide in fruits. So, if there should be an uncommon crackling, crunching and numbing sensation while you are chewing your fruits, this may very well be, why. Keep on chewing! These sneaky beasts deserve to be bitten back.

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Matcha Savage
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27/07/2019 10:26 am  
Posted by: @old-buck

I have not, Macha.  I started playing the video, then had to stop it and find my headphones.

Back in the 80's I met this Scottish bloke who introduced me to the house / electronic scene from the UK & Germany.

Remember the "Lords of Acid"?

 

LOL, this is glorious, why haven´t you already posted this in the thread that shall not be mentioned? I didn´t knew this song exists!

🤣 😆 😀 

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Matcha Savage
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29/07/2019 3:26 pm  

@old-buck

now, I remembered some more, you may have come across this one:

 

 

"we had a dream last night"

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Don Keyknob
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31/07/2019 4:05 pm  

BS would have been all over this thread, putting it in perspective. I can't weigh this guy up yet.

It's annoying not having an opinion one way or the other,,,I'm not used to it.


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Matcha Savage
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31/07/2019 4:33 pm  

A clown as a Prime Minister, what could possibly go wrong?

BS of course would fill in the blanks and tell us exactly how the UK is in for a series of bad surprises and why Mr Johnson exactly is a a bigoted liar and how precisely he whores himself out licking the globalists’ asses and is selling his fellow Brits to the highest bidder with no second thought about their well-being whatsoever.

For a start: GMO’s are gonna appear in your food chain soon. You are gonna be sold to the multinational  corporations and you are gonna be made an example for the remaining EU member states to fear an exit more than staying in the EU and getting ass raped by Brussels beyond any recognition.

 

 

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Old Buck
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31/07/2019 6:32 pm  

WOW!

 

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You should try out one of my Edgar suits, I can sew up an ItsAllBS in a few hours!

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