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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 1:23 pm  

Everybody knows that the cheating Arcade is a massive cheat. All of it. Every game.

For those of you that are fed up with getting cheated by a computer that cheats, I have invented a fairer, much more gentlemanly game that I am sure we can all enjoy.

Computer Rock, Paper, Scissors

The rules are simple. Send me your post of either; rock, paper or scissors and upon receipt of your selection, I will post a reply with the item that I was definitely thinking of. Repeat up to a maximum of 5 times....the first one to get to three points, wins.

Although my record of this game is very, very poor in real life, I must admit that playing this game on a computer does bring out the best in me. I am, miraculously unbeaten via this method.

Ready when you are!!

 


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06/10/2018 1:48 pm  

beer for the spectators

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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06/10/2018 1:53 pm  

Rock!

El Disco Sucks! 


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:10 pm  
Posted by: It'sallbs

Scissors

 

I chose rock.

That's 1-0 to me BS.

I feel a bit lucky there cos I almost went for paper!!


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:11 pm  
Posted by: MG-Tower

Rock!

El Disco Sucks! 

I choose paper!

that's one nil to me Tower.

I feel a bit lucky there cos I was gonna go for scissors!! 


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:14 pm  
Posted by: GregBO

beer for the spectators

Have a bet on me GregBo......I'm feelin' lucky today!!! It'll pay for ALL your beers.


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06/10/2018 2:18 pm  


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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06/10/2018 2:19 pm  

YOU'RE CHEATING! 

You belong on the other site! Gargamel's site! The kitty site! 


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uoSʎWodɹɐH
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06/10/2018 2:23 pm  

Choose the one that defeats what you were definitely thinking of.

Be Honest with yourself and fair when assessing my wisdom.

what could be more fair than giving you three choices? 

What could be more fair than letting you choose for me?

I would never cheat you?

Your choices, Rock, Paper or Scissors 

If you defeat me your ability to be honest with yourself will come into question.

I was chosen to defeat PAST historic lies by living as FUTURE  self evident TRUTH!

Many are called, few are chosen.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at the idiots who misunderstand me! Kind mockery toward the well-intentioned and unfettered cruelty toward all would-be prison guards of my creative possibilities. In this way I learn to revel as much in misunderstanding as in understanding and take pleasure in worthy opponents. Making language fluid, flowing like a river, yet precise and pointed as a dirk, contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful verbal dance—a linguistic martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:24 pm  
Posted by: It'sallbs
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Scissors

 

I chose rock.

That's 1-0 to me BS.

I feel a bit lucky there cos I almost went for paper!!

Winner goes first your turn.

 

Check the rules boy!!!!

(Even under your plan, i'd still win 3-2, wouldn't I?) Hee hee.


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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06/10/2018 2:27 pm  

Using the rock, I just smashed the scissors, and wiped my ass with the paper! So there! 


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:27 pm  
Posted by: MG-Tower

YOU'RE CHEATING! 

You belong on the other site! Gargamel's site! The kitty site! 

How DARE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You call my integrity into question when that is ALL I have left in life????

I'll prove that I'm not cheating. Pick a number 1 or 2. If you get it right, then I am the biggest liar ever. If you get it wrong, I'm telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!

 


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MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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06/10/2018 2:29 pm  

12! 21! I make my own rules! It gives me home field advantage! 


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06/10/2018 2:32 pm  
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Choose the one that defeats what you were definitely thinking of.

Be Honest with yourself and fair when assessing my wisdom.

what could be more fair than giving you three choices? 

What could be more fair than letting you choose for me?

I would never cheat you?

Your choices, Rock, Paper or Scissors 

If you defeat me your ability to be honest with yourself will come into question.

I was chosen to defeat PAST historic lies by living as FUTURE  self evident TRUTH!

Many are called, few are chosen.

That's right!!! What Harpo said!

And they think I'm 'cheating' Harpo.

It's not MY fault, they're rubbish is it? A bad workman always blames his tools!!!

 


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uoSʎWodɹɐH
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06/10/2018 2:36 pm  

Your game is so honest and fair that I felt my intellect gave me an advantage.

I had to play so as to give you the edge.

nothing is more JUST than letting you choose for me...

This takes my advantage away!

 

I have two questions for anyone who likes intellectual games.

winner has to get both correct using his logic and reasoning skills.

Ten human beings are running a race for a prize.  Who do you bet on and why?

Ten men are running a race for a prize.  who do you bet on and why?

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at the idiots who misunderstand me! Kind mockery toward the well-intentioned and unfettered cruelty toward all would-be prison guards of my creative possibilities. In this way I learn to revel as much in misunderstanding as in understanding and take pleasure in worthy opponents. Making language fluid, flowing like a river, yet precise and pointed as a dirk, contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful verbal dance—a linguistic martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:37 pm  
Posted by: It'sallbs

 

Take your turn then you go first.

I refer you to the rules BS....

'The rules are simple. Send me your post of either; rock, paper or scissors and upon receipt of your selection, I will post a reply with the item that I was definitely thinking of. Repeat up to a maximum of 5 times....the first one to get to three points, wins.'

 

I know you don't like being 1-0 down....but you should be used to that by now!!!


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:43 pm  
Posted by: HarpoMySon

Your game is so honest and fair that I felt my intellect gave me an advantage.

I had to play so as to give you the edge.

nothing is more JUST than letting you choose for me...

This takes my advantage away!

 

I have two questions for anyone who likes intellectual games.

winner has to get both correct using his logic and reasoning skills.

Ten human beings are running a race for a prize.  Who do you bet on and why?

Ten men are running a race for a prize.  who do you bet on and why?

 

Too vague. I'm a betting man. I need more information before putting my money down. 

Not every runner wants to win every race.


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:45 pm  
Posted by: It'sallbs

Terrible t' thing jealousy https://www.manutd.com/en/history/trophy-room

Anyway getting back to the point, what are you choosing rock, paper or scissors?

Lol

I've got more cups than that on't top a me thermos flask!!!!

I'm awaiting your next selection as per the rules set out before you embarked on said game.


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uoSʎWodɹɐH
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06/10/2018 2:56 pm  

Don Keyote:  Your game was more than fair.

cheating is akin to doing something illegal

and we all know that nothing is illegal in a lawless

society.

I would never knock you integrity.

we have a winner, other than you, so that proves it was fair.

If it was rigged you would never have lost to anyone.

If it was rigged you would have challenged my victory believing I had cheated.

Fairness and Honesty should always rule!

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at the idiots who misunderstand me! Kind mockery toward the well-intentioned and unfettered cruelty toward all would-be prison guards of my creative possibilities. In this way I learn to revel as much in misunderstanding as in understanding and take pleasure in worthy opponents. Making language fluid, flowing like a river, yet precise and pointed as a dirk, contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful verbal dance—a linguistic martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.


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Don Keyknob
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06/10/2018 2:59 pm  

You obviously haven't visited our canteen!!

Image result for lots of tea cups

I'll let you know the second that I have received your selection. Ooh, please god, let me win another one and go 2-0 up!!!


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