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The Evil Genius
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17/07/2019 3:10 pm  
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hoe, give her cars, furs and diamonds worth millions, an apartment in Copacabana, a Penthouse in Paris, a mansion in Miami, a jet to travel all over the world, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny’s hoe."

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Old Buck
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17/07/2019 8:45 pm  

I like fart jokes...

 

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Umbra Ascensor
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17/07/2019 11:03 pm  

Nice. I got one for you.

This is a teacher in the classroom asking children what their favorite animals are. For those who love meat and don't care for PETA that much, be sure to fully enjoy.

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now.......


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Old Buck
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18/07/2019 12:30 am  
Posted by: @umbra-ascensor

Guess where I am now.......

 

The bathroom!  Check your clock!

 

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Old Buck
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18/07/2019 12:31 am  

What's my favorite planet?

Your anus...

 

(3rd grade toilet humor)

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Travis3000
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18/07/2019 4:41 am  

I'll tell you what isn't a joke, the fact that my crotch feels like it's on fire when I look at fat chicks.  I don't know why this happens, but it does.  Well that and my shit chute feels like it's on fire most of the time.  That's actually because of the fat chicks.  I won't tell you why.


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18/07/2019 6:45 pm  

Your jokes are great, only the one from Travis I don´t understand, but elsewhere he makes some of the best, so who cares?

I like meme jokes, too. Especially when they have Dubstep, beautiful chicks dancing to the roaring of Apocalypse, Tim Pool and PewDiePie in them...

Like this one for example:

 

https://www.bitchute.com/video/UoJivM6KaJA/

 

I have my own theory as to why the left can´t meme. They have problems telling the truth, because their masters have this habit of only speaking in occult symbolism.

Actually, it is not a theory.

 

 

 

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18/07/2019 11:39 pm  

What would the teacher say if she asked a girl what her favorite "meat" was and she said COCK!  


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19/07/2019 12:29 am  
Posted by: @pistolpete

What would the teacher say if she asked a girl what her favorite "meat" was and she said COCK!  

Nothing, but she would gulp a few times!

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Old Buck
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19/07/2019 4:52 pm  

Hells bells...

 

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19/07/2019 7:21 pm  
Posted by: @pistolpete

What would the teacher say if she asked a girl what her favorite "meat" was (...)

According to my opinion the teacher mentioned would not willingly take the word "meat" into her mouth, if not coerced to do so. See, if a school teacher goes nuts over a boy saying something as truly funny as "fried chicken", when asked to name his most beloved animal, imagine the sheer disgust and horror forming in the mind of the same fruitcake whamen, when only thinking about something as "sinister" as meat aka animal flesh processed for human consumption, let alone pronouncing this oh so terrible word aloud!

Regardless of holding a public office this person and people alike seem unable to imagine or be confronted with the most common practices (of the same public they ought to serve) without having a nervous breakdown of hilarious proportions. Twice sending a boy who loves to eat fried chicken (and who states this simple truth when asked for it) to the principal/higher authority is a testament of a weakness so shameful, that there is only left to conclude that this person (and her ilk) is ill equipped to hold any public office, whatsoever.

Our society serially pandering to such shameful displays is actively undermining the very principle aka function of authority.

 

Umbra Ascensor, thank you very much for sharing this! It is a very true and powerful story - and very funny, indeed. Like a joke that works on ya in the back of your mind only to ripe and get better over time and digestion.

 

 

 

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Umbra Ascensor
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20/07/2019 2:14 am  

Welcome. It is sad but true.


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27/07/2019 7:01 pm  

Image result for jokes third graders make in england

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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27/07/2019 7:05 pm  

Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights! 

Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
A: I don't know, I wasn't invited! 

Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born! 

 

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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28/07/2019 4:58 am  

I know what's not humorous, coffee enemas set to the wonderful tunes of Duran Duran.  I keep getting erections when I try and clean my colon out in this manner.  The up side is that I've now learned what can cure my ED.


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28/07/2019 1:28 pm  
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I'll tell you what isn't a joke, the fact that my crotch feels like it's on fire when I look at fat chicks.  I don't know why this happens, but it does.  Well that and my shit chute feels like it's on fire most of the time.  That's actually because of the fat chicks.  I won't tell you why.

I guess growing resistance to antibiotics is a growing problem after all.

 

Hang tough brother ! 

 

Frank V. / Billable Hours


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28/07/2019 7:57 pm  
 

Posted by: @frankv

I guess growing resistance to antibiotics is a growing problem after all...

Classic!  That should be quote of the month!

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