All Can Be Saved From The Global Apocalypse!  

 

Matcha Savage
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19/11/2019 12:19 pm  


https://www.bitchute.com/video/KAQvcxBoYPsJ/
How To Survive The Global Collapse (in 4 simple steps)

 

No worries! Y´all just need to follow these easy steps!
So, let´s just start, shall we?

 

 

 

Step 1: Find a beautiful traditional womanz

See? For starters step one is really easy af! Coz:

"There are plenty of such women still left in our world. You just have to be smart in order to find them."

So, if you are not sooo smart from the get go, all you need to do is purchase the marvellous snake oil; I mean, everybody and their mothers know how darn smart these pesky snakes are!

 

 

Step 2: Have children. Actually have MANY children

Make it like thirty thousand of them, which you can then drill relentlessly to become your bodyguards and private army equipped with deadly assassin- and ninja skills. Well, giving them guns and stuff in the face of adversity does surely not hurt, either. Should all be of no difficulty once you have succesfully accomplished step one!

See, "if you have no children, surviving is no point, anyhow". On the other hand you save a lot of money for diapers, black robes and military grade equipment, coz all you need is a gun, a piece of rope or a bridge to kill yourself for not having procreated, yet.

 

 

Step 3: Home-School your children, and teach them Traditional European values

Humpf, I thought we already had this discussed sufficiently in Step 2, but apparently you didn´t rub enough snake oil into your foreheads to get the whole point at once! No problem, I am here to help. So, please, you just do go on with the oil rubbing, while I explain it to you slower:
Seriously, Step 3 is a catch 22, because first you need a war machine of highly skilled killers to get away with home schooling your own children without your government dropping a neutron bomb onto your house killing off all the fruits of your loins in the process, on the other hand you cannot have a war machine of loyal suicide soldiers trained in deadly Traditional European badassery (and ninja skills) without having home-schooled them, first. Oh, coitus!

Well, looks like you are in for some Traditional European Zen-Buddhism! You can of course purchase it in the form of our marvellous Zen oil, delivered to your home in a stylish flask of affectionately recycled plastics! You have to swallow it (the oil), though, because it of course works and shines gently from the inside out. Takes a while, too, so better get a starter six pack (of the oil flasks)!

 

 

Step 4: Get a home in the countryside and start to grow your own food using heritage seeds
See?! Surviving the Global Apoclypse can be so easy mode, once you became a farmer! Step 4 is actually the best one of them all, at least so far, because if the looters stop by your house in the remote countryside before your child soldier war machine is fully operational and you get outgunned and overrun in a heartbeat, you will have at least prepared a whole lot of healthy, wholesome nutrition, which the pillagers can then happily feast upon until visiting your distant neighbors, next.

Other than that: Just be a Prepper, you know, the usual...

 

 

So, at TIM we know that - all joking aside - Step 1 is actually the hardest to come by and needs most of our daily attention. The maker of the above video secretly or not so secretly knows that, too. Hence, without damaging the optimistic tone of his 4-Step-Guide to survival of the endtimes, he created another video, that especially sheds light onto the first step.


How To Find A Beautiful Traditional Wife
https://www.bitchute.com/video/TIOCiwHNnAsW/

It boils down to yourself having "to prove yourself worthy" to a little girl, first, so she will be brainwashed for life to look out for no other male companionship or dick, ever, and will immediately marry you, when she becomes an adult. This of course has the fail-safe stamp of approval from the guy who sells all the snake-, Zen oil and ninja robes.
I mean, what possibly could go wrong?
Tada! End of story...

 

 

 

 

 

 

This post has proudly been brought to you by the funny fictionary Don Keyote memorial foundation. Donkey, if you read this, boy, where are you? How´s it goin in Me-hi-co and do you still remember to gimme back ze lawnmower, once, I mean, make it immediately when you are finished using it? Thanks and best wishes!

Yours truly, El Biggles

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Morpheus
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19/11/2019 2:17 pm  

Nah, I would just call Sarah Connor.


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GregBO
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19/11/2019 4:57 pm  

@Matcha

I'm already having issues here Matcha.  This plan is most recondite and will ensure that I do not survive ... sniff sniff.

"Step 1: Find a beautiful traditional womanz"  She will have to cook and clean and serve and wash and garden and and and .  I will need more than one to accomplish all these things and you only mention one!  Sniff Sniff.

"Step 2: Have children. Actually have MANY children"  Dang, I'll have to start looking for an entire platoon of CHADS to help with this babbying thing.  I'll have to have time to eat, rest, eat, sleep, eat and other such manly tasks and requirements; can't be messing with womanz and babbies and such.  Sniff Sniff.

"Step 3: Home-School your children, and teach them Traditional European values" I wonder if Mr Bubble has a bubble bath with this oil stuff you keep talking about.  It probably smells like that Patchouli stuff .. wonder if it attracts mosquito's or rats or door to door salepeople .... hmmm, I am going to need a bigger home school for all these childrenzes.  Sniff Sniff.

"Step 4: Get a home in the countryside and start to grow your own food using heritage seeds"   Wait just a minute, I did not see a drive thru attached to this building.  How will the womanz and chicrenzes and nameless private army types get me my food??? Dang, I guess I won't survive no matter what happens.  Sniff Sniff

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​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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GregBO
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19/11/2019 5:17 pm  

Check Matcha!   

Image result for ouroboros

Ouroboros returns to the resources whence began the crawl towards destruction.   Resources enforce and enable the tribe, the tribe allows for continued access to resources. The communal nature of familial tribes ensures that the cycle continues. 

 

Sniff sniff!

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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The Evil Genius
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19/11/2019 6:41 pm  

The advice is OK except for #1 and #2. Men with wives/kids are EASY to manipulate out of fear of harm to the family. A man with nothing has nothing to lose. 


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GregBO
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19/11/2019 7:06 pm  

@pistolpete

Check.  The exception would be using the family within a tribal situation, more resources to further the collective group desires. 

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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Matcha Savage
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19/11/2019 8:47 pm  

@gregbo

Yes! It smells a little like that Patchouli stuff and a little bit like soap and roasted sardines, but tastes... ...well, ok, I guess. It is for a good cause!

You have to try it on mosquitoes and door-to-door salesmen, yourself. Rats and mice are seemingly not bothered by it.

Dunno about the bubbly bath, though. To be totally honest, I was so blown  out of the water by these easy to come by and self explanatory steps, that I haven´t watched the whole video, so, maybe it gets mentioned later on? Mr. Bubble?

Ah, Mr Bubble! Nope, never heard of him. Who is that?

 

@PistolPete

Mr. Evil Genius, you are aware that step 3 is no longer required, once you abolished step 1 + 2? I mean, you do not need to home-school children, whom you do not have, even though that is indeed an honorable occupation to teach the little ones how to snap a neck in the dark and reassemble an automatic rifle from scratch, also math, writing, reading, craftsmanship and gardening, European Classical Art, painting, philosophy, to make music...

Yeah, the advice of Step 4 is ok, it´s good, actually, to not be in a metropolitan area when SHTF AND have/grow healthy groceries cannot hurt, either.

 

 

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The Evil Genius
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19/11/2019 9:40 pm  

did you have to post a picture of "butch sara" conner? 


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Old Buck
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19/11/2019 11:21 pm  

Living MGTOW is living life in survival mode.  You cut out activities that drain resources and engage in activities that increase them.  

Having more mouths to feed only helps when a companion exerts as much or more effort than you do collecting resources.  When a friend can farm while you hunt, it is mutually beneficial to both.

Here is some eye bleach for your pic, Matcha!

 

(.45-70 Henry Rifle)

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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GregBO
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21/11/2019 1:51 pm  

@matcha-savage

The Bubble Man rocks!  Used to wear a Mr B T-Shirt as a life guard to ensure that everyone knew that I was "a serious dude and would take no crap off anyone."   

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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