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Old Buck
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22/05/2020 4:07 pm  

Sorry.  Bad butt punn.  (ass-thetic).

Its Friday morning and I'm already hammered.

Four bloody marys, six beers, and a ham & egg sammich.

Shit all over my thread please, let out any micro or macro aggressions here!

 

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Don Keyknob
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22/05/2020 5:10 pm  

As it happens, I've got an incredible theory about Anal Bleaching.

But I'm not telling.

Work it out yourselves....and I'll let you know if you're right.


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Untamed
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22/05/2020 5:41 pm  

Don't mind if I do, Buck

Don't let them blame, shame or tame you!


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22/05/2020 5:42 pm  

Don't let them blame, shame or tame you!


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Uly The Cunning
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22/05/2020 7:44 pm  

I know a female who does this, and my curiosity took over.  She told me it makes anal sex easier. My only guess is that the chemical kills nerve endings? Well, I don't know if what she is telling me is a load of crap, but for safety, if they do do this for that, they should pass on chemical burns, even as a number two option.

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22/05/2020 8:15 pm  

Maybe he should ask Kim and Kanye how they like it.

Yes, we have really come to this.


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Old Buck
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22/05/2020 9:06 pm  

I was expecting random goofy shit, not a literal shit thread.... LOL

 

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22/05/2020 11:05 pm  
Posted by: @old-buck

I was expecting random goofy shit, not a literal shit thread.... LOL

 

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This IS turning into a completely shit thread.


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23/05/2020 8:45 am  

When I was a boy and I used to walk to school with my Sister (the time when we were friends) we used to see white craps on the ground. Were these shits from dogs that had had their arses bleached? 🤣 Moreover, do people do white ones when their rear extraction tunnel has been bleached? 🧐 🤮 


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23/05/2020 9:42 am  

Instead of anal bleaching, I prefer to call it "changing your ring tone"!


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23/05/2020 11:28 am  
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Instead of anal bleaching, I prefer to call it "changing your ring tone"!

 

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23/05/2020 11:46 am  

Ass funny ass the thread is 😆. I'll say my theory ass to why they do it. 

It's a level up from the tramp stamp. The tramp stamp is a level up from the tongue stud. I really don't know what was before the tongue stud.

Maybe you older guys can inform me ass to what women did in the 80's. To blatently advertise their preferred sexual acts. 

Now, when a women has a tongue stud. It's a visual signal. She starts talking to you. You know that if she signals interest towards you. She'll suck you off. 

With a tramp stamp. If she wears a stomache revealing top. When you look towards her butt. You'll know that if she's interested. There'll be some back door action. 

The bleaching to me. Requires a certain amount of narcissism. It's impossible to visually advertise it. So the woman has to actually start harping about bleaching. She has to somehow manipulate a conversation. Into a path where she can brag about having that bleached. Then, the conversation has to be within earshot. Of a man she wants to plow her butt hole. 

That my observation gents. Women really are underhanded perverts. They expend large amounts of energy and time. Covering up their reflected perversions they accuse a perverted man of. 

It's a clear AF/BB reality.


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23/05/2020 12:01 pm  
Posted by: @id-less

When I was a boy and I used to walk to school with my Sister (the time when we were friends) we used to see white craps on the ground. Were these shits from dogs that had had their arses bleached? 🤣 Moreover, do people do white ones when their rear extraction tunnel has been bleached? 🧐 🤮 

😆

I can remember the white dog poo's very well. 


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23/05/2020 1:09 pm  

 @ID-Less

As a kid we took those dehydrated fertilizer pellets and deposited them back in their owners mailbox.  Pretty soon those pellets became scarce.  In a small town you know who's walking who!

 

@Narrow Road

With string bikinis one could easily show off their new ring tone.  Before studs, in the 80s it was tattoos and outrageous hair-dos.

Great observation, I wonder what the next fad will be.  I'm pretty sure it will be implanted, as those with less resources won't be able to afford the surgery.  How about implanted diamond horns in their head!

This one is being prepped for a ceramic horn implant...

 

 

 

 

This one's transformation is nearly complete...

 

 

 

 

 These women are just expressing their self image.  Now they look the same as how they feel inside...

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23/05/2020 4:34 pm  

"As above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul…” 😲 


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Old Buck
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23/05/2020 4:50 pm  

The two lower pictures above are the same female.  The lower of the two is an older photo, showing a before / after facial tattoo.

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23/05/2020 6:18 pm  
Posted by: @old-buck

 

Great observation, I wonder what the next fad will be.  I'm pretty sure it will be implanted, as those with less resources won't be able to afford the surgery.  How about implanted diamond horns in their head!

This one is being prepped for a ceramic horn implant...

 

 

 

 

This one's transformation is nearly complete...

 

 

 

 

 These women are just expressing their self image.  Now they look the same as how they feel inside...

I wonder how those kinds of women make a living?  Dope dealing or off of daddy?  If it's daddy, the poor man must be incredibly generous. And incredibly disappointed.

Imagine what you would think if a woman like that walked into your business for a job interview.  I would keep the interview under two minutes.

I'd also be tempted to ask a priest to anoint the place with holy water, frankincense, and prayers after she left. 

This post might be a bit disturbing to some guys because they're not sure if I'm joking around or not. 


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24/05/2020 1:27 am  

I have had my share of dealing with females before the bleaching and the tattoo insanity. If they were into anal sex, they would often start by asking you to spank them, then stick a finger up there, and then it escalates. This was fairly common, despite the amount of females who pretend to have a propensity to this activity. I remember seeing my first "tramp stamp" and thinking it was funny and unattractive. Despite this, females have now taken to covering their bodies with scars and demanding to be called beautiful. No matter how much you polish a turd, it is still a turd.

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24/05/2020 2:00 am  

If a woman's clitoral nerve extends back there, she can experience an anal orgasm when a man takes her from behind. Her orgasm can be particularly intense if she's using a vibrator in her vag at the same time. 


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24/05/2020 1:34 pm  

This one's transformation is nearly complete...

 

 

 

 

 

 These women are just expressing their self image.  Now they look the same as how they feel inside...

She is kinda cute though! 🤣 The smile says it all. Even in that hideous state she still has that look that emanates that she is desirable. There is definitely seduction in those eyes, until she fires one of those "Cacodemon" pills (see Doom) at you before tucking into your flesh. Then moving on to the next victim.


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