Give yourself a present  


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17/02/2019 5:53 pm  

One February day, I got a phone call that would change my life. I got a call from my then girlfriend that she was pregnant. Fucking Fabulous.

One thing I started to do was sock away some money... and you don't need the impending birth of a child to spur yourself into action.

I cleaned out a gallon milk jug and put it next to where I put my EDC stuff. Every day, I put $1 in the jug. I took the toll way to and from work every day. I put what ever I spent on the tollway in the jar. I lived in an apartment and used a coin operated laundromat. Whatever was left at the end of the laundry out of the $10 roll of quarters, yep, into the jug. I cut back on some spending but put the difference in the jug.

So at the end of the 7 month run up to the end of gestation, I managed to save over $1500.

This is an easy and painless way to save. I still save $1 a day minimum. It's not much, but it's something. Someday I'll bump it up to $5 a day. Then $7.

I use checking accounts that round up to the nearest dollar and put that in savings. I don't know how many times that has been used to pay a bill.

Another thing I'll do is if I go out to eat, I'll put in the jug the amount I spent.

For the past couple months my child support has been paid out of the jug. I can't tell you what a relief it is knowing my monthly extortion is covered.  My life can go to shit again and I can bottom out, but the state gets their pound of flesh to give to a back stabbing bitch so she can go on vacation.


Just a couple ideas to save up some money. Oh, number one way to save money is don't get married and then divorced. Absolute disaster...I pay 20% gross. Poof, gone! I work for free on Mondays. All the Mondays since July of 2009.  That would be 499 weeks and counting, with 63 weeks to go.  At the end of my sentence I will have paid out over $60,000. I would have loved to have invested that money.


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17/02/2019 6:28 pm  

I don’t know why but the first thing I thought to myself when I read the title, “Give yourself a present”, the first present I thought about giving myself  that came to mind was a women that is not a cunt, hmmmmmm, where can I find one of those, I heard there’s some life in the Andromeda Galaxy,  maybe I can find a women that’s not a cunt there, it’s just over 25 million light years away, I’m gonna need the Mgtow Starship to get me there.







#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)

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17/02/2019 6:43 pm  

Hey RPB, you can borrow my time machine, you just have to cross the flux capacitor with the time line delineation modulator and use it as a stargate instead of time travel!

Sorry to say I've folded time-space in every possible combination and came up empty, there's no unicorns anywhere in space and time!    

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17/02/2019 7:16 pm  

Check May. I have a big ceramic bowl that my change goes in every day and I no longer spend change. I keep it in the car after each purchase and toss it in the bowl. 


Great topic and suggestions for simple yet effective savings.

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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20/02/2019 3:37 am  

For Valentines, I had several beers and worked on the site. I could think of no better way to spend the day.

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)