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Old Buck
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04/04/2020 8:31 pm  

I was sweeping the back 40 for edible creatures when I came upon this mythical beast.  

 Ye Olde Single Pointer!

 

 

 

 

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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joetech
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04/04/2020 10:08 pm  

She's beautiful! Is she available for dinner tonight?


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The Evil Genius
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05/04/2020 12:54 am  

Fire up the GRILL! 


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Don Keyknob
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05/04/2020 3:11 am  

Rotten Bastards!!!!!

You can't kill that thing.

I'm pretty sure that's a donkey that some twat's selotaped a twig onto it's head!!!

 

 


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Warrior Angel
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05/04/2020 4:54 am  

Get that head mounted by a taxidermist. It might be worth something someday. 


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Don Keyknob
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05/04/2020 5:05 am  

I hate to be Johnny Ruin Everything...but I feel like some of my American brothers are a little slow on the uptake.

I'm a avid member of the RSPCA. Royal Something of the Protection of Calculator's Arseholes (or something....I never paid much attention at the meetings to be honest. They had free whisky in the intervals).

Apparently, you can buy steaks, bacon, chicken, sausages, burgers and shit from a SUPERMARKET!!!!!!!

You don't have to kill any of them!!! Let the supermarkets make the meat in the factories and LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE!!!!!

 

 


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The Evil Genius
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05/04/2020 6:51 pm  

Don you're toooooo funny. We have a saying here in the Ol' South: "Blood makes the grass grow so KILL KILL KILL!" 😉 


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Old Buck
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05/04/2020 8:12 pm  

Ah, reminds me of school.  The story of Pinkie and how he became a hot dog...

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Have you seen the back of a supermarket before Don?

 

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05/04/2020 9:23 pm  

I'm a carnivore, but I don't pretend not to know about how meat ends up on our tables. 

 


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joetech
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06/04/2020 3:17 am  

You mean chicken's natural state isn't wrapped in cellophane on Styrofoam? Learn something new everyday. Yep. I'm a little slo-ow on the upchuck I guess. I thought that was some drunks version of a Jackalope. I seen them in Arizona, but them ones was stuffed. 


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Old Buck
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06/04/2020 9:30 am  
Posted by: @joetech

You mean chicken's natural state isn't wrapped in cellophane on Styrofoam?

 

To be honest I cook and eat the wrapper too.  I think of it as Chinese flatbread.

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Morpheus
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06/04/2020 7:25 pm  

This thing is a lot bigger than what I order generally.


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Tomatoshadow2
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07/04/2020 10:42 am  

You would have all the vegans, saying those animals didn't choose to be eaten lmfao.


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Warrior Angel
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07/04/2020 6:13 pm  

Some vegans put on airs like their choice not to consume foods from animals makes them morally and spiritually superior to others. And more than a few aren't shy about letting you know how morally and spiritually superior they are to you.

OMFG, I'd like to take my hand and smack that smug look off their faces. 


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Morpheus
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19/04/2020 5:11 am  
Posted by: @warrior-angel

Some vegans put on airs like their choice not to consume foods from animals makes them morally and spiritually superior to others. And more than a few aren't shy about letting you know how morally and spiritually superior they are to you.

OMFG, I'd like to take my hand and smack that smug look off their faces. 

But what about physical superiority?


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Warrior Angel
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19/04/2020 7:52 am  
Posted by: @old-buck

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Egad - Chinese slaughterhouse workers who make $20/day have better PPE and are better protected from disease that American doctors and nurses.


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Warrior Angel
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19/04/2020 7:54 am  
Posted by: @morpheus
Posted by: @warrior-angel

Some vegans put on airs like their choice not to consume foods from animals makes them morally and spiritually superior to others. And more than a few aren't shy about letting you know how morally and spiritually superior they are to you.

OMFG, I'd like to take my hand and smack that smug look off their faces. 

But what about physical superiority?

No worries. I'm 6'2".

I also have moral superiority.  Unfortunately, that's not saying very much. 


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Morpheus
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19/04/2020 9:09 am  
Posted by: @warrior-angel
Posted by: @morpheus
Posted by: @warrior-angel

Some vegans put on airs like their choice not to consume foods from animals makes them morally and spiritually superior to others. And more than a few aren't shy about letting you know how morally and spiritually superior they are to you.

OMFG, I'd like to take my hand and smack that smug look off their faces. 

But what about physical superiority?

No worries. I'm 6'2".

I also have moral superiority.  Unfortunately, that's not saying very much. 

I meant, most vegans are built like twigs. How can they buff up by being natty?


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Warrior Angel
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19/04/2020 6:49 pm  
Posted by: @morpheus
Posted by: @warrior-angel
Posted by: @morpheus
Posted by: @warrior-angel

Some vegans put on airs like their choice not to consume foods from animals makes them morally and spiritually superior to others. And more than a few aren't shy about letting you know how morally and spiritually superior they are to you.

OMFG, I'd like to take my hand and smack that smug look off their faces. 

But what about physical superiority?

No worries. I'm 6'2".

I also have moral superiority.  Unfortunately, that's not saying very much. 

I meant, most vegans are built like twigs. How can they buff up by being natty?

Some Vegans eat a lot of carbs. After age 35, the carbs can made them bulk out. Unfortunately for them, the bulking out tends to occur on their bellies, asses, and thighs as opposed to their biceps and pecs. 

Their covert claims of attaining a higher level of spirituality through their Vegan diet are pretentious and amusing at best. At worst, they're passive-aggressive and annoying.  


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