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Don Keyknob
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07/06/2019 6:46 pm  

It's here!!!!!!

Today is the start of the Women's World (Football) Cup. Or 'soccer' if your country cheated by inventing it's own football game after one had already been invented.

Book a month off work/set your recording devices/stock up on beer, shut the curtains and lock the door.

Join in with the 'tens' of people who could give a shit about it and treat yourself to an extravaganza of footballing skills - the likes of which you couldn't even imagine.

We've got a tournament - so, of course, they had to have one too. Show your support Gentlemen. You won't be sorry!!

 

 


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07/06/2019 7:13 pm  

I love the empty stands! THAT is the real horror show.


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07/06/2019 7:23 pm  

The empty stands is the only thing that all female sports all have in common. The gear might be different, the scoring may be different, the rules might vary, but still no one cares about it enough to watch more than they need to make fun of their poor athleticism and weak attempts to be competitive. Very comical video! I enjoy watching them for a good laugh.

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx: Duck Soup (1933)


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07/06/2019 10:49 pm  

There is so much Fail! I love it! Can't drink water proper, the empty stands, and the most incompetent goalies I have ever seen. I will fall asleep tonight replaying it in my head. 

"Never root through the trash once the garbage has been dragged to the curb. You get messy, your neighbors see you do it, and what you thought was worth digging for is never as valuable as you thought it was."- Rollo Tomassi


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Don Keyknob
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08/06/2019 5:35 am  
Posted by: Zasta

There is so much Fail! I love it! Can't drink water proper, the empty stands, and the most incompetent goalies I have ever seen. I will fall asleep tonight replaying it in my head. 

Absolutely!!

Compare and contrast the female goalkeepers in that video, with this incredible fellow - - -  -

 

 

(He wasn't even looking at the ball)

(And he's got better hair!!!) 🤣 


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10/06/2019 3:04 pm  
Posted by: Don Keyote
Posted by: Zasta

There is so much Fail! I love it! Can't drink water proper, the empty stands, and the most incompetent goalies I have ever seen. I will fall asleep tonight replaying it in my head. 

Absolutely!!

Compare and contrast the female goalkeepers in that video, with this incredible fellow - - -  -

 

 

(He wasn't even looking at the ball)

(And he's got better hair!!!) 🤣 

Check Don, this is amazing.  It shows someone with complete confidence in their abilities, and the knowledge that his actions would not negatively affect his teammates.  Should be required watching for anyone wanting to become a goalie!  

​"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pike

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland


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10/06/2019 3:47 pm  
Posted by: Don Keyote

It's here!!!!!!

Today is the start of the Women's World (Football) Cup. Or 'soccer' if your country cheated by inventing it's own football game after one had already been invented.

Book a month off work/set your recording devices/stock up on beer, shut the curtains and lock the door.

Join in with the 'tens' of people who could give a shit about it and treat yourself to an extravaganza of footballing skills - the likes of which you couldn't even imagine.

We've got a tournament - so, of course, they had to have one too. Show your support Gentlemen. You won't be sorry!!

 

 

Women's soccer is a joke.  The game itself is completely lame in my book, but that's a different discussion.  Women are Equal to me right? Well then why aren't the soccer games equal then? Seriously.  Watch the women's soccer games her in the states and compare them to the men's, crap.  Also, pro soccer here in the US is apparently of a lower quality than in other countries, so take that into consideration.


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16/06/2019 1:40 am  

If I had the 3 options of watching women’s basketball (WNBA), or women’s soccer “futbol”, or putting a gun to my head and splattering my brain matter all over the place, guess witch one I would pick.

 

 

#Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. (Revelation 3:3)


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17/06/2019 1:10 pm  
Posted by: Don Keyote
Posted by: Zasta

There is so much Fail! I love it! Can't drink water proper, the empty stands, and the most incompetent goalies I have ever seen. I will fall asleep tonight replaying it in my head. 

Absolutely!!

Compare and contrast the female goalkeepers in that video, with this incredible fellow - - -  -

 

 

(He wasn't even looking at the ball)

(And he's got better hair!!!) 🤣 

Oh, I so much enjoy this one. What a goal keeper.


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18/06/2019 6:28 am  

Is anal bleaching still a thing? I want to kidnap a truck full of Asian chicks and turn their rectums into a good color with that procedure. 


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Don Keyknob
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18/06/2019 8:56 am  
Posted by: Matcha Savage
Posted by: Don Keyote
Posted by: Zasta

There is so much Fail! I love it! Can't drink water proper, the empty stands, and the most incompetent goalies I have ever seen. I will fall asleep tonight replaying it in my head. 

Absolutely!!

Compare and contrast the female goalkeepers in that video, with this incredible fellow - - -  -

 

 

(He wasn't even looking at the ball)

(And he's got better hair!!!) 🤣 

Oh, I so much enjoy this one. What a goal keeper.

The guy was amazing. He took penalties too...and free kicks. He could dribble the ball better than most outfield players and just looked like he enjoyed every second of every match. Excitable, like a little kid - in a good and positive way. 

Do you think the commentator is happy???


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Matcha Savage
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18/06/2019 10:40 am  

^^Yes. I remember viewing his grandezza and having fun back as a child. The guy is a real sport.

 

But, now, after we had 30 years of skyrocketing cultural development, let us go back to the glowing hot topic of women´s soccer and the current heights of excitement in professionalism and competition, which do so much reflect upon our much more sophisticated ways of life and expertise of today.

 

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😏 well, yeah?


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18/06/2019 11:12 am  

...I did a web search for "Lama playing soccer gifs", look at what I got:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...well, now ain´t that funny, what you get looking for lamas; in short: I found no lama, except these two guys:

 

 

 

Instead of lamas you get Captain Marvel, twice. 😀 😆 🤣 😉 


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18/06/2019 1:35 pm  

That reminds me I talked myself into going to Best Buy this year they had a end cap of Captain Marvel movies. Not a single one had been taken.

"Never root through the trash once the garbage has been dragged to the curb. You get messy, your neighbors see you do it, and what you thought was worth digging for is never as valuable as you thought it was."- Rollo Tomassi


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Matcha Savage
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18/06/2019 1:49 pm  

...ok, lemme explain: in the beginning I actually had an hilarious gif of a lama playing soccer, which had come to my attention, when I searched for "women´s soccer", BUT for whatever reason this gif would not render in the post, so I searched for "lama playing soccer gifs".

In other words, yes, Zasta, doing a Google search is somewhat like looking at a Best Buy end cap.

They somehow need to get rid of this shit.

 


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20/06/2019 6:15 pm  

Thanks @Don Keyote I needed a laugh. The special olympics has better athletes! 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 

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Don Keyknob
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02/07/2019 6:36 pm  

Hey...whatdoyaknow....

It's an England Vs USA Semi-Final  - and I still don't care.

Plus...I picked up on this while investigating.

Trump will be gutted!!!!!!!!

https://en.as.com/en/2019/05/26/football/1558905143_933122.html

 


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02/07/2019 7:54 pm  

Yeah, IF they win and are invited, she won't show.  

Just more proof that women are insane, and completely open about it.

Trump responded: the women are all invited to the White House, win or lose.  

Checkmate cunt!

These ignorant vaginas are supposed to represent MY country?  It is no wonder other nationalities hate the USA.  All they see are these cunts and other liberal assholes and assume the whole nation is just as ignorant.

Fuck these cunts. 

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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02/07/2019 8:59 pm  

^^Trump is a player.

 

 

While we are at it, what is with this other American Soccer [sic] gal, the one with the light purple/greyish, short hair?

Wait, I just post a picture of her:

Here we are. Ah, Megan Rapin. That is her real name. I did not make this up, at all. Ain´t she a cuty? Rapin, Megan, I heard, is the captain of the national team and would not go to the White House in case of a win situation, as well. She does this thing some American footballers do: kneeling, while the national anthem plays, to protest err, let me just guess, here, bigotry, racism, homo-/transphobia, prejudice in general and the orange man, especially.

Yeah, how could foreigners see Westerners?


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Don Keyknob
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02/07/2019 9:10 pm  

Will someone please put up photo's of the whole team individually....

...and then we can rate them on their faces and breasts.

They'd appreciate that.

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