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The Hog
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28/06/2020 11:37 pm  

Just thought I'd share....

A few years ago my job security flew out the window. A small IT company staffed by the boss, the accounts lady, the IT Guru and myself.

The boss was diagnosed with cancer about three years ago and the job I thought I had for life suddenly became temporary. I had 5k in the bank and virtually no assets aside from my car and personal possessions. I was spending a fair bit on naughty females and realised that was an expense I had to remove if I didn't want to starve later.

So I pissed off the needy females and started saving. The business was eventually sold along with myself to new owners, another IT company. Things changed so much and I wasn't happy in my new role and was looking to leave and felt a bit more secure with two and a half years of solid savings behind me.

Out of the blue a month ago the CEO told me my role was being made redundant and I would receive a payout for my fourteen years of prior service.

So now I'm moving out of this expensive modern apartment to live in my van and bum around for a few months while looking to purchase a block of land or cheap country house.

Today is my last day in this city and tomorrow is the first day of my new life. I'd love to share my new adventure with you guys on the off-chance anyone is interested.

Side note: I didn't realise how expensive females are, the reality is incredible and I wonder how much I have frittered away on the slags over the course of my life. In under 3 years I saved enough to buy land or a cheap house in a country with unbelievably expensive property prices.

Cheers till my next update. 👍 

Had a feminist loudly declare her superiority because women can multi task. Told her to "Shut up and fuck off" but she couldn't do either!


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Old Buck
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29/06/2020 6:25 am  

Absolutely!

Right now there are still a lot of opportunities available, especially for a man who isn't tied down and has many options available.

Good luck and can't wait to hear more.  Do I see a new book "The Road to Independence" in the near future?

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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Sobieski
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29/06/2020 7:30 pm  

Good luck


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Captain Canuck
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29/06/2020 8:33 pm  

Keep your head up, and dont be too hard on yourself for wasting money on slags, I have done the same in the past.


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The Evil Genius
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29/06/2020 10:29 pm  

You go man! Be happy you are leaving the city. It will be safer. I can't believe you got canned after 14 years. 


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Tomatoshadow2
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01/07/2020 5:07 am  

I hope you are doing well, sorry to hear you lost your job after 14 years. This is also one of my main fears, during this worrying time.


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The Hog
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10/07/2020 1:49 am  

Latest update is I'm happier now than I have been for a long time. Packed up all my stuff and put into storage. Been staying with a friend for the last week just outside the capital city and been playing with sports cars, drones and puppies. Prepped the van to drive 500 miles to northern NSW in search of land or house. Applied for social security which should be easy during the CCP Covid1984 pandemic and I won't have to eat into my savings. I'm eating pizzas, hamburgers, Asian food and drinking Jack Daniels. Bit cold as mid winter is on us here in the land down-under but is a refreshing change from the usual oppressive summers that we have to endure.

Can't get the image to display so here is a link....

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OWDjJ9sXoqnnvwJS6cNPGd-IF3efOroA/view?usp=sharing

LIFE IS GOOD WITHOUT FEMALES!!!!

Had a feminist loudly declare her superiority because women can multi task. Told her to "Shut up and fuck off" but she couldn't do either!


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Don Keyknob
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10/07/2020 5:33 am  

I'm shortly for bed Hog - but I'm genuinely raising what's left in my glass of whisky to you buddy!!

I'm chuffed to bits that your mind is happier and your goals are clear. 

Happy motoring - and the best of luck with the job-hunting. 

And....remember... whatever time of year it is right now......summer is ALWAYS coming!!!

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Old Buck
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10/07/2020 10:30 am  

Awesome! The picture is very inspiring.  My cuisine is a bit simpler, but I am also enjoying the whiskey and cold Coors Lite.

I am still searching for a new place to homestead myself.  It's the middle of summer here in the Northwoods, USA and with the humidity you have to wring out your bedroll every morning.  At least when I bathe in the lake I'm not freezing my ass off, it's very refreshing!

Life is so good without the constant nagging, whiny, high pitched drill of the female voice penetrating one's skull!

Enjoy every second, Brother!  Later in life it will be these times you will remember and cherish!

Do NOT chase tail. Turn yours around and live FREE!


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Nerevar
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10/07/2020 1:56 pm  

I'll drink one on your tonight, brother!

Have you thought about adopting one of those puppies so you can travel together? It'll become your best buddy for life!


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The Hog
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11/07/2020 11:58 am  

This is nicer than any female!

Had a feminist loudly declare her superiority because women can multi task. Told her to "Shut up and fuck off" but she couldn't do either!


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Captain Canuck
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11/07/2020 2:35 pm  

@the-hog

You're an inspiration to everyone on this forum. And yes nature is more therapeutic than any female.


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The Hog
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11/07/2020 10:00 pm  

Adopting a puppy would slow the current mission. Wrong sort of doggie as well, King Charles Spaniels are more little girls dogs. I will most likely get a puppy once I settle down but would go for a Border Collie or a Jack Russel.

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Have you thought about adopting one of those puppies so you can travel together? It'll become your best buddy for life!

This is Valentino and belongs to a young female (23) who leaves him with mom and dad for long periods. I've been a bad influence on him as I brought him his first stick and now he has a stick fetish. Loves turning sticks into matchwood. He really prefers the company of guys and would rather hang outside with me than be mollycoddled by friend's wife.

Had a feminist loudly declare her superiority because women can multi task. Told her to "Shut up and fuck off" but she couldn't do either!


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